1
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Hey.

2
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Bring us a bottle.

3
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Now wait a second.

4
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Hey, Chief, where's my fish?

5
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Oh!

6
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- It's okay, pal. We're just good friends.
- All right.

7
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Ooh-wee! They got me
runnin' tonight, girls.

8
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Hey, Stella. I'll give you a quarter
if you lower that zipper another inch.

9
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Here you go, George.
Hiya, fellas.

10
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How is it at the hospital?
Don't tell me you cut somebody open.
I don't wanna hear it.

11
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- Stella.
- What?

12
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What's the hardest thing about
a 90-year-old man's wedding night?

13
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You make my ass ache, Billy.
You know that?

14
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- Where do you get this stuff?
- Off the men's room walls.

15
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- Here you go.
- Isn't Billy just heaven?

16
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- My idea of it.
- I don't know, Stella.

17
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- I think you and Billy'd make
a pretty cute couple. - Fool.

18
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-Jackass. - Fool jackass. How much
you win at the track today, Ed?

19
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- Three hundred.
- Ooh.

20
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Stella, I'm playin' your song.

21
00:03:03,207 --> 00:03:07,438
Bob, you quit that. I told you once,
I told you 20 times, I'm not gonna do it.

22
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- Get up on the bar.
- Come on, Deb. Be a pal here.

23
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Up on the bar! Up on the bar!

24
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No.

25
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Up on the bar! Up on the bar!
Up on the bar!

26
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On the bar! They want ya.
They want ya. They want ya, babe.

27
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Go on!

28
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Out of my way.
Spread the wave.

29
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

30
00:03:43,743 --> 00:03:45,236
Oh!

31
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Bump that thing, Stella!

32
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- Whoo!
- Far out!

33
00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:59,551
- Oh! Oh!
- Stella, don't hurt yourself.

34
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Oh!

35
00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,829
Whoo!

36
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Yeah!

37
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Ohhhh!

38
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Whoo!

39
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Ba-bum.

40
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Keep it moving, Stella!
Keep it moving!

41
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Stella!

42
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Whoo!

43
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Whoo!

44
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Whoo! Whoo!

45
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Ronnie,
give me that pork pie.

46
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- Show me some skin, baby.
- Whoo!

47
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48
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

49
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<i>It's the coldest day of 1969.</i>

50
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<i>Look for a Watertown low
of minus 4 degrees.</i>

51
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<i>Unless you absolutely have to be outside,
this is a great day to stay indoors.</i>

52
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<i>This cold snap is expected
to last for 3 more days.</i>

53
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It's a great life
if you don't weaken.

54
00:05:35,977 --> 00:05:38,808


55
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56
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So cold. So cold.

57
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Stella, don't walk away when
I'm trying to tell you a joke.

58
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I just heard that one.

59
00:06:01,466 --> 00:06:04,094
<i>Whalers trying to break</i>
<i>the Muskets' six-game--</i>

60
00:06:04,169 --> 00:06:06,763
Hi. All right.
What's it gonna be?

61
00:06:06,838 --> 00:06:09,170
Ah. I see by your glassy-eyed stare
you're not sure.

62
00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,400
Here. Have a nut
while you make up your mind.

63
00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:13,409
Ah. Time's up.
What'll you have?

64
00:06:13,477 --> 00:06:16,071
I was here last night
I saw you dancing.

65
00:06:16,146 --> 00:06:18,979
Oh, yeah.
I think you're great.

66
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I wondered if maybe
we could have dinner.

67
00:06:21,817 --> 00:06:23,651
No. Sorry.

68
00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,382
Are you married, engaged,
involved or something?

69
00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:30,448
No. Not married, not engaged,
not involved, but, yeah, somethin'.

70
00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:33,255
And the something is,
not interested.

71
00:06:33,328 --> 00:06:35,888
- Now, what's it gonna be?
- Draught.

72
00:06:37,966 --> 00:06:40,763
- You wanna hear another one?
- Bill, if you don't shut up--

73
00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,531
True story. I just heard it.
You wanna hear it?

74
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I'm ready. Wait a second.
Let me finish up over here.

75
00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,841
- Why not interested?
- Just not.

76
00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,640
- But why not?
- 25 cents, please. Thank you.

77
00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:56,749
How do I do this?
Stephen Dallas.

78
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Healthy. Good teeth. I'm doing
a residency a couple blocks from here.

79
00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:04,744
Specialise in kidney diseases. Anything
you want to know about kidneys, ask me.

80
00:07:04,823 --> 00:07:08,322
And, uh, I'm told
I wake up easy in the morning.

81
00:07:09,261 --> 00:07:11,294
- Howdy, beautiful.
- Hi, George.

82
00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:13,924
What's it gonna be tonight?
Don't tell me.

83
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- Shot and a beer.
- Shot and a beer.

84
00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:19,399
- You never disappoint me, George.
- What are you, a nun?

85
00:07:19,469 --> 00:07:22,802
- You do go out sometimes, don't you?
- Yeah. Sure.

86
00:07:22,873 --> 00:07:25,273
I used to go out
with George.

87
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What's the secret, George?

88
00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:32,735
What's wrong with me?

89
00:07:33,349 --> 00:07:34,812
Okay.

90
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The truth is

91
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you're just a little
too fancy for me. All right?

92
00:07:40,522 --> 00:07:44,822
Fancy kidney doctor. Fancy little cashmere
sweater. Fancy little starched shirt.

93
00:07:44,893 --> 00:07:47,457
Hey, I'll wear jeans.
I won't shave.

94
00:07:47,729 --> 00:07:50,356
- How about that money now, George?
- George, it's on me.

95
00:07:50,431 --> 00:07:53,366
- What a guy!
- Yeah. What a guy.

96
00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:55,629
Look, I want to
take you to dinner.

97
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Maybe a movie. Something.

98
00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,738
Just a standard offer.

99
00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:03,931
- I'm not standard.
- No, you're not.

100
00:08:05,745 --> 00:08:09,945
Look, this is not a lifetime commitment.
This would just be a date.

101
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,511
- Somebody get that phone!
- Go somewhere nice. I won't wear cashmere.

102
00:08:13,585 --> 00:08:16,980
No starch. I'll wear a leather hat
and a nice flannel shirt.

103
00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:18,851
All right. All right. All right.

104
00:08:18,923 --> 00:08:21,390
All right. All right. All right.

105
00:08:24,361 --> 00:08:26,295
That was bad.

106
00:08:26,363 --> 00:08:29,354
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
She's beautiful.

107
00:08:29,432 --> 00:08:31,593
Well, yeah, but what about
when she said, uh...

108
00:08:31,668 --> 00:08:35,604
"Tell 'em Lylah's comin,' soon
as she gets her harness on�?

109
00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:37,505
What was that?

110
00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:40,403
Well, I liked <i>Vertigo</i>
better, I guess.

111
00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,444
Well, <i>Vertigo--</i>
<i>Vertigo</i> was great.

112
00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:44,536
- But this--
- But I liked this one, too.

113
00:08:44,613 --> 00:08:47,240
- It was just so puerile.
- Puerile?

114
00:08:47,315 --> 00:08:49,249
- Yeah.
- What the hell's �puerile�?

115
00:08:49,317 --> 00:08:52,582
- You know. Childish.
- Puerile. Sounds pretty. I like it.

116
00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:55,882
All right. I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.

117
00:08:56,157 --> 00:08:59,655
- Beg your pardon?
- You know, tell me something about yourself.

118
00:08:59,726 --> 00:09:02,058
Then I tell you.
It's called conversation.

119
00:09:02,128 --> 00:09:05,655
- Okay, um, born in Connecticut.
- Born right here in Watertown.

120
00:09:05,732 --> 00:09:07,722
- Broke my collarbone twice.
- Never broke nothing.

121
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,826
Had to fight with my parents to go
to Cornell. They're both doctors.

122
00:09:10,903 --> 00:09:13,997
They both went to Harvard.
They think Cornell is slumming it.

123
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,055
My father was
a construction worker

124
00:09:16,075 --> 00:09:18,738
who got killed in a fight
over a poker game.

125
00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:22,607
And my mother... well, she
drank herself to death at 41...

126
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,342
as I was telling the duchess
only yesterday.

127
00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:28,680
I always wanted to be a doctor.
I believe in it, the whole thing.

128
00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:31,744
- The oath, the laying on of hands.
- Come on. You're really a doctor?

129
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:35,223
- You think I was making it up?
- Some guys would do anything for a date.

130
00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:39,955
Look at this one!
Eugene Gagliano, the gorgeous pig.

131
00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:42,998
God, I have rotten taste
in men. I really do.

132
00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:46,158
He used to like to tie me up
in bed. Ugh, what a pig!

133
00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:48,361
- He sure was pretty though.
- What's that?

134
00:09:48,436 --> 00:09:50,802
And this is me
at bartender school.

135
00:09:50,872 --> 00:09:53,534
You know what they say
about lady bartenders?

136
00:09:53,608 --> 00:09:56,201
They're dirty, they're stupid,
their ankles are thick.

137
00:09:56,277 --> 00:09:59,172
So shut off your minds, boys,
and reach for your dick.

138
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,712
God, people are
so mean sometimes.

139
00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:05,244
I don't care.

140
00:10:05,518 --> 00:10:07,986
Not me. I don't care.

141
00:10:11,624 --> 00:10:13,992
Now, what do you call that?

142
00:10:16,128 --> 00:10:18,392
I-- I was just
being friendly.

143
00:10:18,463 --> 00:10:20,454
- Friendly?
- Yeah.

144
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,963
I've heard that song before.

145
00:10:24,336 --> 00:10:26,326
Want to wait
till the third date?

146
00:10:26,404 --> 00:10:29,430
Hm. Maybe I wanna wait forever.

147
00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:32,167
Okay, then. I'll just--

148
00:10:32,643 --> 00:10:34,837
I'll just say good night.

149
00:10:42,719 --> 00:10:44,948
Say good night, Stella.

150
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,621
Good night, Stella.

151
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,764


152
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:39,464
Shh.

153
00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,615
I...

154
00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:43,629
It's incredible.

155
00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:50,437
Shh. I'm sorry.

156
00:11:50,513 --> 00:11:52,211
Shh.

157
00:11:57,486 --> 00:12:00,182
Some of us are enjoying the music.

158
00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:12,632
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.

159
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,326
Oh, boy.

160
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,769
I'm gonna miss this place.

161
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,003
- Hm.
- I'm gonna miss you.

162
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,636
I'm gonna miss you, too.

163
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,260
- We have a couple months left.
- Seven weeks.

164
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:30,975
- I'll bet in eight weeks
you won't even remember my face.
- How could I forget you?

165
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,783
The looker.

166
00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:35,986
- You know, I have had
my share of good-looking guys.
- Oh, I'm sure.

167
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,818
Well, I have. I showed you
that picture of Eugene Gagliano.

168
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,720
The gorgeous pig.

169
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,751
- The same.
- Yeah.

170
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:47,957
And a couple of years ago, I dated a guy
who looked almost exactly like ya.

171
00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,922
- Really.
- Uh-huh.

172
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,168
Well, he was a little
shorter than you

173
00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:55,292
and he was Chinese.

174
00:12:57,873 --> 00:13:01,899
So the fact that he picked me
to be his assistant, it's...

175
00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:03,944
It's a dream, you know?

176
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:06,071
Oh, yeah. Terrific.

177
00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,172
Ooh, fascinated, huh?

178
00:13:10,151 --> 00:13:14,211
- Oh, yeah. Well, I was interested.
- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

179
00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,716
Anyway, next month...

180
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,117
I'm off to New York.

181
00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:20,421
So soon?

182
00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:22,845
What do you care? You said
the other day I was dull.

183
00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:26,561
- I said you were calm.
- Yeah. And you yawned when you said it.

184
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:30,935
Ah. You don't...
you don't butter toast like that.

185
00:13:31,002 --> 00:13:35,496
Look. What you do-- you break off
a piece, and you butter that.

186
00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:37,708
And then eat just the piece.

187
00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:41,144
You told me you wanted me
to help you with things like that.

188
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,403
I changed my mind.

189
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,549
What's wrong?

190
00:13:53,923 --> 00:13:56,323
She stubbed her toe.

191
00:13:56,392 --> 00:13:57,955
Who?

192
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:02,292
That's what my mother
used to say.

193
00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:06,961
She'd point to some neighbour girl,
all big-bellied, no husband, no job--

194
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:12,631
and say, �She was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.�

195
00:14:18,211 --> 00:14:20,275
I'm pregnant.

196
00:14:32,925 --> 00:14:34,859
What are you gonna do?

197
00:14:34,927 --> 00:14:38,055
- Shouldn't there be a �we� in that sentence?
- That's what I meant.

198
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,563
- Yeah, right.
- That's what I meant.

199
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,598
What do you think?

200
00:14:47,705 --> 00:14:51,598
I think she was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.

201
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,412
Do you want a baby?

202
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,081
Maybe.

203
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,819
I...

204
00:15:12,794 --> 00:15:14,785
I don't know
how you feel about this--

205
00:15:14,863 --> 00:15:17,896
I don't know how
I feel about this, but...

206
00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:21,996
I think I know where
I could set up an abortion.

207
00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:29,098
Maybe.

208
00:15:31,644 --> 00:15:35,842
If you want to have it, I'll help you.
It's really up to you.

209
00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:39,406
You decide what you want.
We'll get it for you.

210
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:44,088
Do you know what you want?

211
00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:47,318
I want a room
full of balloons.

212
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,982
Oh! Oh!

213
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:26,288
Oh, my. Oh!

214
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,486
Oh.

215
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,197
Oh, boy.

216
00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:37,268
Gee, if I didn't know
any better, I'd--

217
00:16:37,336 --> 00:16:40,400
I'd think you were getting ready to ask
me to marry you or something like that.

218
00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:44,499
Well, I think that maybe that's
what we should do. I think...

219
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:46,420
we should get married.

220
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:48,503
That's pretty good, Steve.

221
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,714
Aw, shoot.
I almost believe ya.

222
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:52,675
No. I mean it.

223
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,685
We can get married.

224
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:58,188
Let's mix some oil and water.
Good idea.

225
00:16:58,255 --> 00:17:02,392
Come on. You don't wanna marry me.
I don't wanna marry you either.

226
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:06,326
Look at you. Trying so hard.

227
00:17:08,097 --> 00:17:10,827
All the time you're thinking,
�Oh, my God.�

228
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:15,667
I gotta marry a pregnant bartender
who quit school in the 10th grade.�

229
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:18,900
Well, you can relax, Stephen, 'cause the
bartender's turning you down, alright?

230
00:17:18,974 --> 00:17:21,670
You know, I've got a--
I've got a good career going.

231
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:26,111
Getting ready to go to New York. All of
a sudden maybe I got a wife and a kid.

232
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,479
It's not what I had in mind. It's not the plan,
but I thought about it--

233
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,984
I thought about it!
And I finally say to myself...

234
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,851
�Stephen, do the right thing.�
I'm here to do it...

235
00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:37,048
and you tell me I'm not
smiling broadly enough.

236
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:40,024
I understand, okay?
I sympathise!

237
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,386
I'll help you
with any expenses.

238
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,399
- I don't want your god damn money.
- Don't be stupid. You can't--

239
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,595
- Oh, go on. Go on to New York.
- Hey. I'm not the enemy.

240
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,695
- I want to help.
- No, you don't.

241
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,605
What you really want is for me to say
it's okay. It's okay for you to leave.

242
00:17:57,675 --> 00:18:00,803
It's okay for you to go to New York by
yourself. That's what you really want.

243
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:03,969
So I'm saying it. All right?
It's okay!

244
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,909
Go!

245
00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:19,126
Great life,
if you don't weaken.

246
00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:23,591
Last call, guys.

247
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:26,065
What are you gonna do?

248
00:18:27,235 --> 00:18:29,203
I don't know.

249
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,864
We could get married
if you want.

250
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,467
Ed, come off it.

251
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,535
You're sweet though.

252
00:18:42,616 --> 00:18:44,843
How many months?

253
00:18:45,318 --> 00:18:48,953
- Almost three.
- Are you gonna decide soon?

254
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,999
Do you want it?

255
00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:54,725
I don't know.
How big is it at 3 months?

256
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,089
Tadpole.

257
00:18:56,113 --> 00:18:57,438
Peanut.

258
00:18:57,462 --> 00:19:01,796
Yeah, but it don't have no brain, right?
It doesn't feel anything, right?

259
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:04,464
No. I don't know.

260
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,762
Well...

261
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,503
I'll decide in a couple of days.

262
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:13,371
- You said that last month.
- I will.

263
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,135
I said I will, and I will.

264
00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:20,449
- Do you need any money?
- No. I got almost $2,000 saved up.

265
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:23,614
Hell, you can retire
and live off the interest.

266
00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:29,587
I just don't get it.

267
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:32,411
Nobody tells you what to do anymore.

268
00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,694
Used to be if you got pregnant
and you weren't married...

269
00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:39,927
you went off like Peggy Riley
in the 9th grade. Remember her?

270
00:19:40,101 --> 00:19:42,992
You had an abortion.
That was that.

271
00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:47,373
Now I got all these choices.

272
00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,837
I can have it...

273
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,744
or I can have an abortion...

274
00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:56,579
or I can have it
and give it away.

275
00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:02,546
But I don't know why they call them
choices. They're all terrible.

276
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:05,350
It might be fun
to have a kid.

277
00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:08,358
I don't know.
I never thought about having kids.

278
00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:12,052
- What do you do with them?
- Make 'em go to the store for ya.

279
00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:21,404
I hate 1969.

280
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:26,776
Hey. Do you want to get
a pizza tonight after bingo?

281
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,120
No.

282
00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:30,939
Boy, you're a barrel of laughs.

283
00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:34,443
Why don't you go to the racetrack
and waste some more money?

284
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,909
Bitch away, bitch.

285
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,421
You can argue, froth at the mouth
if you want to.

286
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,615
I'm not gonna fight ya.

287
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,715
Besides, I win more than I lose.

288
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:48,023
Said the guy who lost
750 bucks last weekend.

289
00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:50,892
That Butterfinger's probably real good
for the kid, isn't it?

290
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:54,058
It's good. I don't know.
I guess it won't hurt.

291
00:20:54,134 --> 00:20:57,433
But what about me?
I got a right to live, too, don't I?

292
00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,200
I got a right to live, too,
don't I?

293
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:02,224
Sure you do.

294
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,320
G-51.

295
00:21:15,392 --> 00:21:17,392
O-72.

296
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:25,255
Stephen still comin' around?

297
00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:29,355
He came back from New York last week
holding out an envelope full of money.

298
00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:33,597
An envelope. Like money was too
embarrassing to see the light of day.

299
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,737
Did you take it?

300
00:21:35,804 --> 00:21:37,897
- No.
- What did you tell him?

301
00:21:37,973 --> 00:21:42,138
I said, �Die in a ditch.
Just lay down in a ditch and die.�

302
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,710
Who needs him?
I got two hands.

303
00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:46,906
A lot of guys
wouldn't have even offered.

304
00:21:46,981 --> 00:21:48,815
- Screw him.
- Stella.

305
00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:50,916
- Screw his money.
- That's cute. That's real cute.

306
00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:54,613
And screw you too. Will you just shut up?
I only need O-70 to win.

307
00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:57,266
Bingo!

308
00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:59,422
Serves you right.

309
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:07,491
<i>- Neil, what does your father do?
- For a living?</i>

310
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,228
<i>- My mother was wondering.
- He's a cat burglar.</i>

311
00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:13,760
<i>- Seriously.</i>
<i>- Really. He's a cat burglar.</i>

312
00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:16,329
<i>I don't know.</i>
<i>Tell her anything you want.</i>

313
00:22:16,408 --> 00:22:18,638
<i>A merchant.
Tell her my father runs a store.</i>

314
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:20,904
<i>Why don't you live with
your parents in Arizona?</i>

315
00:22:20,978 --> 00:22:23,542
<i>Because I'm grown up--</i>
<i>or I'm supposed to be grown up.</i>

316
00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:25,881
<i>I can't follow my parents</i>
<i>wherever they go.</i>

317
00:22:25,905 --> 00:22:27,227
Ed, my water just broke.

318
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:29,309
<i>- Why stay with your aunt and uncle?</i>
- What? - What?

319
00:22:29,385 --> 00:22:32,115
- My water just broke.
- What? - What?

320
00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:34,052
Shut up down there.

321
00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:37,076
What are you guys, "deef"?
I said my water just broke, alright?

322
00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:39,189
Are you all right?
Can you walk?

323
00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:42,253
I'm trying to watch the movie.
Will you keep the volume down?

324
00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:45,228
Do you want your face smashed?
Her water just broke.

325
00:22:45,252 --> 00:22:47,686
- Come here, honey.
- Come on. Okay, honey.

326
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,763
Could you hold
this popcorn for me?

327
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:53,773
Are you okay?

328
00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:56,002
Ow. Ooh.
Excuse me, please.

329
00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:58,477
- Ouch!
- Oh, shit.

330
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,105
- Ed, we need to make a chair.
- What the hell are you talking about?

331
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,116
- We have to carry her.
- Carry her?

332
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:07,483
- I can walk. Let's go, guys.
- Put your arm right there.

333
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,750
Stell, come here.
You shouldn't be walking.

334
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,519
- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay?

335
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,652
- Oh, honey.
- Bye-bye, Ali.

336
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,662
<i>I'm not angry.</i>

337
00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:24,067
You're awake.

338
00:23:24,135 --> 00:23:26,768
Do you want to see what
your new daughter looks like?

339
00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:28,414
Yeah, sure.

340
00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:30,472
Bring her in.

341
00:23:41,717 --> 00:23:43,651
Here we go.

342
00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:46,653
Oh.

343
00:23:49,824 --> 00:23:51,258
Oh.

344
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,929
Oh, great.

345
00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:58,424
Oh, God.

346
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,092
Oh.

347
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,638
Hello, baby.

348
00:24:06,006 --> 00:24:09,702
Let me see. You got all your fingers
and your toes?

349
00:24:09,776 --> 00:24:12,574
Huh? Oh, you do.

350
00:24:12,645 --> 00:24:15,273
Look at those little feet.

351
00:24:15,348 --> 00:24:17,843
Oh, my goodness.

352
00:24:18,116 --> 00:24:20,107
All mine.

353
00:24:21,453 --> 00:24:23,444
All mine.

354
00:24:29,327 --> 00:24:31,318
Where is she?

355
00:24:31,395 --> 00:24:33,386
Where is she?

356
00:24:33,464 --> 00:24:35,523
Here comes Cousin Itt.

357
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,833
I'm gonna get ya.

358
00:24:42,405 --> 00:24:45,635
Where is she?
Where's that Jenny girl?

359
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,005
There you are. I see you.

360
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,453
Peekaboo.

361
00:24:49,877 --> 00:24:51,537
Peekaboo.

362
00:24:51,613 --> 00:24:54,138
Peekaboo. I got ya.

363
00:24:54,216 --> 00:24:56,149
I got ya.
Ah, come here, you.

364
00:24:56,217 --> 00:24:59,778
- Gotcha, g-g-g-got.
- Stell, Sara Lee's ready.

365
00:24:59,854 --> 00:25:02,118
Ahh. All right.

366
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:04,784
Oopy-doopy-doo.

367
00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:07,552
Whoo! Young lady.

368
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:13,056
I told Jenny she could have
a little piece if she takes a nap...

369
00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:17,728
- before he gets here.
- So, uh, when's he coming?

370
00:25:17,803 --> 00:25:19,869
3:30.

371
00:25:20,239 --> 00:25:23,897
- And he hasn't see her since--
- Never. Never seen her.

372
00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:29,139
I still think you were really stupid
not to take the money he offered.

373
00:25:29,214 --> 00:25:31,774
I didn't want his money.

374
00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:33,784
That's just pride talkin'.

375
00:25:33,852 --> 00:25:36,081
Pride never
buttered any bread.

376
00:25:37,221 --> 00:25:39,746
Don't you ever
get lonely, Stell?

377
00:25:39,823 --> 00:25:41,851
Or horny?

378
00:25:42,526 --> 00:25:43,959
Sorry.

379
00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:47,860
- Well, you'd think I would, wouldn't ya?
- Uh-huh.

380
00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:50,228
But I don't really.

381
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,927
Seems like after Jenny
I just--

382
00:25:53,002 --> 00:25:55,801
I don't have too much left over.
You know what I mean?

383
00:25:55,825 --> 00:25:57,348
Uh-uh. I don't.

384
00:25:57,372 --> 00:25:59,006
Well,

385
00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:03,130
anyway, if I did take up with some guy,
he'd probably turn out like Eugene Gagliano.

386
00:26:03,178 --> 00:26:04,838
Remember him?

387
00:26:04,862 --> 00:26:06,862
- That bum.
- That bum.

388
00:26:10,284 --> 00:26:12,775
Here, sweetie. Yummy.

389
00:26:12,853 --> 00:26:15,179
- Yes.
- Hello. We were in the neighbourhood

390
00:26:15,254 --> 00:26:17,989
and thought you might like to
have a drink with two handsome men.

391
00:26:18,057 --> 00:26:21,720
- Or me and Tony if we got here first.
- Hi, Ed.

392
00:26:21,795 --> 00:26:23,762
Oh, come now.
Oh, you're all wet.

393
00:26:23,829 --> 00:26:25,888
- Who's all wet?
- At least shut the door, fool.

394
00:26:25,964 --> 00:26:29,491
- Hey, Deb. How you doin', baby?
- Hi, Ed.

395
00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:31,536
- You're all wet.
- Hi, sweetheart.

396
00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:34,332
This is Tony De Banza,
and old army buddy of mine.

397
00:26:34,405 --> 00:26:36,339
- Debbie Whitman.
- Handsome devil, ain't he?

398
00:26:36,407 --> 00:26:37,268
Hi.

399
00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:39,992
They call him the Polish Sausage,
but I ain't sayin' why.

400
00:26:40,044 --> 00:26:41,878
Say why.

401
00:26:42,046 --> 00:26:45,276
You know what else?
I sold him half-interest in the bar today.

402
00:26:45,348 --> 00:26:48,078
Yeah. I got no more debts
and plenty of money.

403
00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:50,381
- Whoo!
- Ow! It's the good times, Stella.

404
00:26:50,454 --> 00:26:53,117
What do you mean you sold him
half-interest in the bar?

405
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:54,690
Would you look at that?

406
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:58,114
Sexiest woman in town, and she
won't give me no satisfaction.

407
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,856
I'm not gonna listen to you
if you're gonna talk like that.

408
00:27:00,930 --> 00:27:03,423
Stella, baby, I didn't mean it!

409
00:27:03,598 --> 00:27:05,862
Hey, turn that shitty church music off.

410
00:27:05,934 --> 00:27:08,767
- I like that.
- Don't give him no more to drink.

411
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,362
- Hi, baby. Hi, Jenny-wenny.
- Give him a cup of coffee.

412
00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:13,429
You got your driver's license yet?

413
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,668
- No.
- No?

414
00:27:15,742 --> 00:27:18,108
Oh. Oh. Whoo!

415
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,739
- I want me some dancin'. Yes.
- Ed, come on.

416
00:27:21,815 --> 00:27:24,214
- They're crazy.
- Aw, you old pill. To hell with ya.

417
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:27,741
I'm gonna dance with my baby girl here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

418
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,687
Ed, put her down.
Ed, put her down.

419
00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:34,658
Come on, Ed.

420
00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:37,220
We make quite a threesome here.

421
00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:44,795
Uh, Debbie, you put the baby
down for a nap. All right?

422
00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:46,702
- Sure.
- Scram.

423
00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,695
Excuse me.

424
00:27:48,973 --> 00:27:50,907
You're so early.

425
00:27:51,275 --> 00:27:53,374
Sorry. Excuse me.

426
00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:55,604
This is how you live, huh?

427
00:27:55,678 --> 00:27:59,273
Hey. We were just having some Sara Lee,
and bam-- the ceiling falls in.

428
00:27:59,349 --> 00:28:01,614
They just dropped by.

429
00:28:01,783 --> 00:28:05,275
- Bye, Stell.
- Bye. Bye, Deb.

430
00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,720
And don't you ask me
about how we live.

431
00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:11,417
Where have you been the last 3 years?
Who do you think you are anyway?

432
00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:13,426
I'm the father.

433
00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:14,790
Well,

434
00:28:14,814 --> 00:28:17,614
the truth is she could belong
to any one of three or four guys.

435
00:28:17,665 --> 00:28:21,725
I always thought she looked
a lot like Ed Munn through the mouth.

436
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:25,828
- What a piece of work you are.
- Oh, why are you here all of a sudden?

437
00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:29,673
Three years go by. You start
callin' and callin'. What do you want?

438
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,369
I can't stop
thinking about her.

439
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:37,181
First I told myself it's part of my life.

440
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:41,309
It's finished and done,
and I won't think about it, and I didn't.

441
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,825
But...

442
00:28:42,849 --> 00:28:46,349
lately, whenever I let my guard down,
whenever I relax...

443
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,485
I start wondering
what she looks like.

444
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,127
I think,

445
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,651
�Is she walking yet?�

446
00:28:54,398 --> 00:28:56,799
"What colour are her eyes?"

447
00:28:56,823 --> 00:28:58,823
"Is she happy?�

448
00:29:00,102 --> 00:29:02,903
I want to spend time with her.

449
00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:06,137
Mama, who is that?

450
00:29:08,077 --> 00:29:10,304
It's okay, honey.

451
00:29:16,284 --> 00:29:18,218
Who is that?

452
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,812
Yeah, Stella. Who is that?

453
00:29:27,628 --> 00:29:29,861
He's your daddy, honey.

454
00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:33,164
I got a daddy?

455
00:29:39,771 --> 00:29:41,195
Yeah.

456
00:29:41,273 --> 00:29:43,867
I'm your daddy.

457
00:29:43,942 --> 00:29:46,605
I brought you something too.

458
00:29:47,179 --> 00:29:50,006
Here. Can you open that?

459
00:29:54,785 --> 00:29:56,776


460
00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:01,088
- A music box.
- Uh-huh.

461
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,891
And if your mama
says it's okay...

462
00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:09,260
I'm gonna come back tomorrow,
and I'm gonna take you to the park.

463
00:30:09,331 --> 00:30:11,322
Would you like that?

464
00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:16,789
Okay.

465
00:30:24,345 --> 00:30:25,904
Thanks.

466
00:30:26,481 --> 00:30:28,912
I did it for her.

467
00:30:32,252 --> 00:30:34,243
See you tomorrow.

468
00:30:41,861 --> 00:30:43,795
- You know what?
- What?

469
00:30:43,863 --> 00:30:46,127
You make me happy.

470
00:30:47,699 --> 00:30:51,897
Oh, you know, maybe--
Maybe if Mama says it's okay...

471
00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:53,904
you could come visit me
in New York.

472
00:30:53,972 --> 00:30:55,906
- Yes!
- Yes?

473
00:30:55,974 --> 00:31:00,137
We could go to the zoo, and we could
go to this big toy store I know...

474
00:31:00,210 --> 00:31:03,907
and we can go to this place I know where
we can order strawberry ice cream

475
00:31:03,981 --> 00:31:05,949
with fresh strawberries
crushed up inside it.

476
00:31:06,016 --> 00:31:07,949
- Would you like that?
- Yes!

477
00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:09,712
- Yes?
- Uh-huh.

478
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,768
So, anyway, Jody lives
in the country in Florida

479
00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:18,419
and he's real lonesome
and wants a pet or something.

480
00:31:18,493 --> 00:31:20,620
But his mother says no.
Hm.

481
00:31:20,696 --> 00:31:24,463
But, finally, one day,
he finds the greatest thing.

482
00:31:24,487 --> 00:31:26,410
Oh, yeah. The little fawn.

483
00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:29,127
- You read <i>The Yearling?</i>
- Sure.

484
00:31:29,203 --> 00:31:32,400
She was originally gonna call it
<i>The Fawn.</i> Did you know that?

485
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,340
Oh, do you remember the part
where he jumps through the...

486
00:31:35,409 --> 00:31:37,242
- Oh, honey.
- No.

487
00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:39,344
- It's okay.
- Oh, Daddy, my new dress.

488
00:31:39,412 --> 00:31:41,937
I know. I know.
It's okay. Here.

489
00:31:42,415 --> 00:31:44,309
Oh, boy.

490
00:31:44,884 --> 00:31:46,117
Oh.

491
00:31:48,885 --> 00:31:50,181
Hey.

492
00:31:51,656 --> 00:31:53,124
Jen?

493
00:31:54,093 --> 00:31:56,026
I got an idea.

494
00:31:56,094 --> 00:31:58,963
I think you need
to put your head...

495
00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:00,787
right here.

496
00:32:06,937 --> 00:32:08,828
It's okay.

497
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,767
Don't you love
the Citicorp Building?

498
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:14,505
Mm, I like it.

499
00:32:14,529 --> 00:32:16,529
Like it? You don't love it?

500
00:32:16,579 --> 00:32:18,513
- Mm-mm.
- What do you love?

501
00:32:18,581 --> 00:32:20,278
Um...

502
00:32:20,302 --> 00:32:23,702
- oh, I love Rockefeller Centre.
- That's an oldie but a goodie.

503
00:32:23,753 --> 00:32:26,312
- Do you still like these things?
- Mm-hm.

504
00:32:26,387 --> 00:32:28,321
What else?
What else do you love?

505
00:32:28,389 --> 00:32:29,651
Um...

506
00:32:29,675 --> 00:32:32,975
- Oh, the plaza.
- Oh, yeah. Good answer. Good answer.

507
00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:35,051
- Okay. Dad! Dad!
- Say when.

508
00:32:35,129 --> 00:32:37,590
- When!
- You just have to say when.

509
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,597
Oh...

510
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:43,301
this is the fastest Easter vacation
ever. I wish I didn't have to go back.

511
00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:44,793
Me too.

512
00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:46,805
Maybe if I say this.

513
00:32:46,873 --> 00:32:50,638
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school. Say it.

514
00:32:50,709 --> 00:32:54,202
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.

515
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,612
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.

516
00:32:57,682 --> 00:33:00,117
There's no such thing as school.

517
00:33:00,685 --> 00:33:03,449
- Stephen sent it for your birthday.
- Oh mum, can I open it now?

518
00:33:03,522 --> 00:33:05,455
- No.
- Oh, come on.

519
00:33:05,523 --> 00:33:07,923
Now, I mean this.
No cute stuff like last year.

520
00:33:07,992 --> 00:33:11,018
I'll know if you've opened it
and taped it back together again.

521
00:33:11,095 --> 00:33:13,029
- You know I'll know.
- Yeah, yeah.

522
00:33:13,097 --> 00:33:14,796
And how will I know?

523
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:16,920
'Cause you can read
my face like a book.

524
00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:20,060
Like an <i>open</i> book
with big print.

525
00:33:20,136 --> 00:33:21,500
All right?

526
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,124
All right.

527
00:33:24,506 --> 00:33:25,974
Well,

528
00:33:25,998 --> 00:33:28,398
it's only a week away,
so I can look at it.

529
00:33:28,443 --> 00:33:32,140
- No. I said no.
- Come on. Please.

530
00:33:32,214 --> 00:33:34,340
- No.
- Oh, please.

531
00:33:34,415 --> 00:33:38,482
- Why not?
- 'Cause I say not. That's why.

532
00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:40,887
Oh, shit.

533
00:33:41,255 --> 00:33:44,087
Don't you talk like that.
I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

534
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:47,684
- You know, you make me sick.
- You're not exactly my dream date either.

535
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,093
I'm goin' to the laundry. And I think
you're mean about the present.

536
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,300
I think I'm sweet.
Real sweet.

537
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,865
Sweet enough to make you this hot pink dress
like the one you saw on that Madonna girl.

538
00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:04,204
Sweet enough to give you a birthday party
so you can invite Tim Wilkerson.

539
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:07,938
Ooh, Tim Wilkerson. He's so cute.
Don't forget the fabric softener.

540
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:10,572
- It simply won't do.
- But, Mrs. Wilkerson...

541
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:14,583
it's only an overnight trip to Albany,
and the kids will be supervised.

542
00:34:14,651 --> 00:34:17,814
When they're seniors maybe.
But not now. No.

543
00:34:17,888 --> 00:34:20,315
But only 9 kids' parents
feel like you do.

544
00:34:20,339 --> 00:34:22,739
I think we oughta take a vote.

545
00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:27,087
It's not really fair that you decide just
'cause you're head of the committee.

546
00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:29,097
- That's right.
- It simply won't do.

547
00:34:29,165 --> 00:34:33,031
- Why don't we take a vote then?
- Yeah. Vote.

548
00:34:34,002 --> 00:34:38,302
Mrs. Wilkerson, I'm sorry
for the disagreement.

549
00:34:38,373 --> 00:34:41,638
- I hope you'll let Tim go on the trip.
- We'll see.

550
00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:44,940
How are things
behind the bar, Mrs. Claire?

551
00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:46,906
Oh, I'm not there anymore.

552
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:49,530
I was working over at Dierking's
Lumber Yard for 2 or 3 years.

553
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,646
But they shut down. So...

554
00:34:51,670 --> 00:34:54,270
now I'm on unemployment
looking for a job.

555
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,347
It must be so hard raising a child
when you're a single mother.

556
00:34:58,424 --> 00:35:00,449
Oh, no.
Jenny and I do fine.

557
00:35:00,526 --> 00:35:03,359
- How is Jenny?
- Oh, gosh. She's great.

558
00:35:04,263 --> 00:35:07,932
What a shame she didn't
inherit your hair.

559
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,932
Really.
The colour is...

560
00:35:12,556 --> 00:35:13,981
striking.

561
00:35:14,005 --> 00:35:16,133
Yeah. Well, the colour
struck me, too,

562
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,657
the first time I saw it
on a supermarket shelf.

563
00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,543
Well, it suits you.

564
00:35:20,611 --> 00:35:22,544
- Thank you.
- It's really flattering.

565
00:35:22,612 --> 00:35:26,310
I don't know. Your whole look
is just so unusual.

566
00:35:26,883 --> 00:35:29,443
The pants are a bit snug.

567
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:33,215
The makeup is just a touch heavy,
and yet it works so well.

568
00:35:33,289 --> 00:35:35,655
I mean, on you,
it just seems inevitable.

569
00:35:35,724 --> 00:35:37,592
What do you do that for?

570
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:41,522
- What do you say ugly things for?
I never did anything to you.
- You're mistaken.

571
00:35:41,596 --> 00:35:44,465
It's 'cause that skinny husband of yours
gave me the hot eye all night.

572
00:35:44,532 --> 00:35:47,524
I don't have any idea
what you're talking about, Mrs. Claire.

573
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:50,796
But I think it would be a good
idea if we tried to carry on

574
00:35:50,871 --> 00:35:53,967
something approaching a civilised
conversation, don't you think?

575
00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:55,507
I think--

576
00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:58,631
I think you probably
haven't had a good lay in years.

577
00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:02,172
I think your legs have been together
longer than the Lennon Sisters.

578
00:36:02,248 --> 00:36:04,415
That's what I think.

579
00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:05,760
Hmph!

580
00:36:05,984 --> 00:36:07,611
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

581
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,755
You ready, dear?

582
00:36:10,722 --> 00:36:13,885
-
-

583
00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:15,984


584
00:36:16,061 --> 00:36:18,325


585
00:36:18,396 --> 00:36:20,386


586
00:36:20,464 --> 00:36:24,264
-
-

587
00:36:26,337 --> 00:36:29,794
-
and I'd be safe and warm

588
00:36:29,872 --> 00:36:31,806


589
00:36:31,874 --> 00:36:34,001


590
00:36:34,077 --> 00:36:37,877
-

591
00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:41,609
-

592
00:36:41,683 --> 00:36:43,617
Look what I have
in my hands.

593
00:36:43,685 --> 00:36:47,143
You only own two bras.
This means you're not wearin' one.

594
00:36:47,222 --> 00:36:51,555
I have told you a half a dozen times you're
supposed to go to school wearin' a bra.

595
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:56,153
- Well, <i>you</i> haven't got one on.
- I know. But in this big old
loose blouse, nobody can tell.

596
00:36:56,230 --> 00:36:59,096
- Believe me, they can tell.
- Oh, I wish...

597
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:02,795
just once you would do what I ask you
without giving me an argument.

598
00:37:02,869 --> 00:37:04,894
I wish just once
you'd give me a break.

599
00:37:04,971 --> 00:37:08,702
- I talk myself blue in the damn face to you.
-

600
00:37:08,774 --> 00:37:11,242
Don't sing that dirty song.
Very nice here.

601
00:37:11,310 --> 00:37:14,736
-
- I said don't sing that dirty song.

602
00:37:16,415 --> 00:37:19,440
You're gettin' harder to handle.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.

603
00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:22,709
Well, why don't you just leave me alone?
Leave my tits alone.

604
00:37:25,356 --> 00:37:27,954
I ran into Ed Munn today.

605
00:37:28,226 --> 00:37:30,386
Don't screw your face
all up like that.

606
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,394
You look just like
your father.

607
00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:36,626
Now, I'm telling you, since Ed
lost the bar, he's just been at loose ends.

608
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:38,633
Now he's trying
to sell real estate.

609
00:37:38,701 --> 00:37:41,226
Well, he looked so lonesome
he like to broke my heart.

610
00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:43,567
So, uh, I invited him to supper.

611
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:46,130
- Ma.
- Oh, come on now. It's not gonna kill ya.

612
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,505
- He makes me sick.
- He's a very nice guy.

613
00:37:50,345 --> 00:37:51,777
Da-da.

614
00:37:51,801 --> 00:37:54,601
I told you not to drink
if you was comin' over here.

615
00:37:54,649 --> 00:37:58,049
Oh, I had one little, single,
solitary glass of sweet sherry.

616
00:37:58,118 --> 00:38:00,279
No, wait. It was a Dubonnet.

617
00:38:00,354 --> 00:38:03,346
Dubonnet.
Ha, ha, ha. Dubonnet.

618
00:38:03,424 --> 00:38:05,517
Jenny girl,
look who's here for supper.

619
00:38:05,592 --> 00:38:07,083
Hi, teeny-bop.

620
00:38:07,107 --> 00:38:08,737
Your fly's open.

621
00:38:08,761 --> 00:38:10,591
Ah. Huh.

622
00:38:10,963 --> 00:38:14,023
That's all right.
What can't get up can't get out.

623
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,898
That's the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard.

624
00:38:16,969 --> 00:38:18,766
Oh, yeah?

625
00:38:19,337 --> 00:38:21,635
Well, stick around, kiddo.

626
00:38:49,565 --> 00:38:53,995
I read in the <i>Enquirer</i> that John Lennon's
ghost tried to contact Mother Teresa.

627
00:38:59,407 --> 00:39:01,471
Three times.

628
00:39:01,495 --> 00:39:03,695
Over in India.

629
00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:13,384
Wants her to make
a record of "Hey Jude."

630
00:39:19,592 --> 00:39:21,689
Well, you know, I--

631
00:39:21,713 --> 00:39:24,513
I don't really believe it, but...

632
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:26,854
isn't that somethin'?

633
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,823
- No.
- No.

634
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:35,134
Well, I'll tell you what.

635
00:39:35,158 --> 00:39:37,458
The two of you just bore
the ass right off of me.

636
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:40,875
My own daughter and my oldest friend
can't sit down at a table

637
00:39:40,944 --> 00:39:44,209
for half an hour together
without doin' a cat-and-dog act.

638
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:46,313
Come on, you two, please.

639
00:39:46,337 --> 00:39:48,737
Give Stella a break. All right?

640
00:40:01,463 --> 00:40:03,454
Wha--

641
00:40:05,866 --> 00:40:07,766
<i>- Ha-ha.</i>
- Hey!

642
00:40:08,669 --> 00:40:12,435
- Hey! Ma!
- Hey!

643
00:40:12,506 --> 00:40:16,100
Hey. Give me that
Give me some of that. There you go.

644
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:24,274
There. There.

645
00:40:24,350 --> 00:40:26,874
There. Want some of that?

646
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,156
Here comes the Parkay!

647
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,844
Ma, you're gonna
ruin your eyes.

648
00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:03,977
I applied at McDonald's today.
I think I got a weekend job.

649
00:41:04,052 --> 00:41:07,317
Yeah, but, honey,
what about your grades?

650
00:41:07,388 --> 00:41:09,856
Aw, I can make
A's and B's in a walk.

651
00:41:09,924 --> 00:41:12,290
Yeah, but can you
get into college with B's?

652
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,621
I'll get there.

653
00:41:15,095 --> 00:41:17,290
Jenny Claire, AIA.

654
00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:19,298
- Sounds good, huh?
- Yeah.

655
00:41:19,366 --> 00:41:21,357
You want an architect
for a daughter?

656
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,667
I want you happy.

657
00:41:24,337 --> 00:41:27,801
Now stand up so I can see how
your party dress is gonna look on ya.

658
00:41:29,075 --> 00:41:31,136
Geez, that's pretty, huh?

659
00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:33,675
Yeah. Ma, remember,
you can't stay.

660
00:41:33,745 --> 00:41:35,975
Except for the first five
minutes of the party

661
00:41:36,047 --> 00:41:38,945
just to say hi, then back up
to my room. I know. I know.

662
00:41:39,016 --> 00:41:42,475
But I don't want no grass smoked
in this house. You got that?

663
00:41:43,186 --> 00:41:45,213
- Keep it.
- Thanks, bud.

664
00:41:45,388 --> 00:41:48,147
Hey, Bill, I heard
it's your birthday.

665
00:41:48,826 --> 00:41:53,119
Now, this place moves.
Not like that dump we were in before.

666
00:41:53,396 --> 00:41:56,365
- Ed, this place is nasty.
- No way!

667
00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,026
-Just loud.
- Hey, hey, hey!

668
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,665
Hey, guys.

669
00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:03,289
Stell, this is Freddie, Tom and Sid.

670
00:42:03,338 --> 00:42:07,399
Guys, this is Stella Claire, my best pal
and the sexiest woman in the city.

671
00:42:07,476 --> 00:42:10,604
- Hi.
- How you doin'? You wanna dance?

672
00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:11,946
Yeah.

673
00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:14,570
Sit down, guys.
How's it hangin', Fred?

674
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,884
- Good. Good. What have you been up to?
- Ah, same old, same old.

675
00:42:18,752 --> 00:42:20,952
I love this song. It's great.

676
00:42:22,522 --> 00:42:25,184
- You're quite a dancer.
- Oh, I love to dance.

677
00:42:25,258 --> 00:42:27,385
I used to want to be
a ballerina.

678
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:30,227
I used to go out onto the back porch
and twirl and twirl.

679
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,961
I used to think maybe
a talent scout would...

680
00:42:33,732 --> 00:42:35,425
Come on, baby.

681
00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:38,049
I got something you'd really like.

682
00:42:38,203 --> 00:42:41,302
I can make you mew
like a kitten.

683
00:42:41,673 --> 00:42:43,906
Are you through?

684
00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:46,707
You said your say?

685
00:42:47,845 --> 00:42:50,136
- Yeah. So what.
- So this.

686
00:42:53,549 --> 00:42:55,344
Let go of me!

687
00:42:55,418 --> 00:42:57,249
- Let go!
- Enough.

688
00:43:04,007 --> 00:43:05,470
Watch it!

689
00:43:05,494 --> 00:43:07,791
He's got a bat, Ed!

690
00:43:09,164 --> 00:43:10,797
Watch out!

691
00:43:10,865 --> 00:43:12,498
Ah, shit!

692
00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:17,534
- Where's all my stuff?
- Don't sweat it, Stell. We didn't do nothin'.

693
00:43:17,605 --> 00:43:20,971
We'll be out in an hour. Come on. There's
no need to be shoving her like that.

694
00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:23,275
- Just take it easy.
- Stunning.

695
00:43:23,343 --> 00:43:27,036
Did I tell you about the guy that went
to the hardware store to get a vasectomy?

696
00:43:27,114 --> 00:43:29,810
Every time he got excited,
his garage door went up.

697
00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:32,976
- Get in there.
- It's just stunning.

698
00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:35,111
Home, James.
Step on it.

699
00:43:35,388 --> 00:43:39,818
Well, I think a few phone calls
are in order, don't you?

700
00:43:47,699 --> 00:43:49,859
Ma, you made it
look wonderful.

701
00:43:49,934 --> 00:43:52,129
- Yeah. It looks good, don't it?
<i>- Doesn't</i> it?

702
00:43:52,203 --> 00:43:54,194
Doesn't it?
I got a great idea.

703
00:43:54,271 --> 00:43:56,762
Let's go outside and pretend
we never been here.

704
00:43:56,841 --> 00:44:00,332
Then we'll come in and then we can see
what it'll look like to everybody.

705
00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:02,841
Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh.

706
00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:07,506
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

707
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:10,479
- Aw, happy birthday, baby.
- Oh, thanks, Mum.

708
00:44:10,503 --> 00:44:11,830
Give me five.

709
00:44:11,854 --> 00:44:14,522
- Oh, Ma, they don't do that anymore.
- Oh, come on!

710
00:44:16,859 --> 00:44:18,393
Hello?

711
00:44:20,862 --> 00:44:23,224
Oh. Okay.

712
00:44:26,901 --> 00:44:29,232
That was Joe Lund.
He said he can't come.

713
00:44:29,302 --> 00:44:32,567
- Oh, why?
- I don't know. He said something came up.

714
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:35,472
Oh, well. That's just more food
for everybody else.

715
00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:38,702
I know, but Joe's always
so much fun at parties.

716
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:41,373
I'll get it. You're the birthday girl.

717
00:44:41,447 --> 00:44:42,738
Hm.

718
00:44:45,518 --> 00:44:46,978
Hi.

719
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,018
That was
Diane Vaught's sister.

720
00:44:57,095 --> 00:45:00,029
She says, �Mama says to tell you
Diane can't come.�

721
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,590
Well, God,
she's the first person I asked.

722
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:05,164
She sits next to me
in first period.

723
00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,767
I hope to hell
that's Eugene Gagliano.

724
00:45:18,447 --> 00:45:20,681
No one's comin', I guess.

725
00:45:22,884 --> 00:45:25,478
Happy birthday, Jenny!

726
00:45:28,656 --> 00:45:30,317
Hey, Jenny,

727
00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:32,869
how about a birthday present?

728
00:45:32,893 --> 00:45:34,989
Happy birthday!

729
00:45:37,297 --> 00:45:39,697
Why? What is this?

730
00:45:41,167 --> 00:45:44,425
- Did somethin' happen at school?
- No.

731
00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:46,929
Oh, God.

732
00:45:47,806 --> 00:45:50,206
I hate parties anyway.

733
00:45:50,275 --> 00:45:52,300
Any kind of party.

734
00:45:54,513 --> 00:45:58,881
Once when I was 12, this rich girl invited
me to a pool party at her house, you know?

735
00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:01,214
I was still kind of
flat-chested then, so, uh--

736
00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:05,654
So I went out and bought myself
a pair of them foam-rubber
falsies to wear under my suit.

737
00:46:05,723 --> 00:46:08,486
You know? And I'm prancing around
the pool. Mm-mm-mm.

738
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,958
Thought I looked like
Natalie Wood or somebody.

739
00:46:11,027 --> 00:46:13,359
So I jump into the pool,
and I'm swimmin' around.

740
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:16,660
All of a sudden, Paul Burgard
taps me on the shoulder. I look up...

741
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:20,529
and there's both them damn falsies
floatin' along on top of the water.

742
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:23,067
I thought I'd die.

743
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:27,937
It's okay.

744
00:46:29,844 --> 00:46:32,608
I'm not gonna
get upset about it.

745
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,739
I don't get it...

746
00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:37,649
but I'm not gonna feel bad
on my birthday.

747
00:46:37,673 --> 00:46:39,195
That's my baby.

748
00:46:39,219 --> 00:46:43,485
I mean, if they don't want to come
to my party, I can deal with that.

749
00:46:45,325 --> 00:46:47,622
Honey, look at me.

750
00:46:48,961 --> 00:46:51,259
Let me see your face.

751
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:53,298
Come on. I gotta know
if you're okay.

752
00:46:53,366 --> 00:46:56,163
- I'm fine.
- Hey, come on. Let me see your face.

753
00:46:59,237 --> 00:47:01,171
Oh, Ma. Damn it.
Don't cry.

754
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,571
I'm not gonna cry.
Don't <i>you</i> cry.

755
00:47:06,644 --> 00:47:08,578
I love ya, Jenny girl.

756
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:40,006
- Bye, Ma.
- Oh. Bye, the hon.

757
00:47:52,485 --> 00:47:55,544


758
00:47:58,324 --> 00:48:02,385
<i>So, you want to be</i>
<i>a Nancy Lee representative.</i>

759
00:48:04,362 --> 00:48:07,058
<i>Scores of women just like you</i>
<i>are joining the ranks</i>

760
00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:10,191
<i>of the Nancy Lee company</i>
<i>every week.</i>

761
00:48:10,268 --> 00:48:12,202
<i>Yes, every week.</i>

762
00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:14,260
<i>And they are making good money.</i>

763
00:48:14,338 --> 00:48:17,466
<i>But let's ask ourselves,</i>
<i>is there any other kind?</i>

764
00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:23,275
<i>As they bring the complete line of Nancy</i>
<i>Lee cosmetics into American women's homes.</i>

765
00:48:24,547 --> 00:48:28,039
Now, these bath pearls,
when dropped in your tub...

766
00:48:28,117 --> 00:48:31,211
will smooth away dry skin
just like magic.

767
00:48:31,287 --> 00:48:34,949
And this bath oil, as well as all
the Nancy Lee products I've shown you

768
00:48:35,023 --> 00:48:38,925
are made only with the purest ingredients
available to modern science.

769
00:48:38,994 --> 00:48:41,485
Now, these are
our colour charts...

770
00:48:41,563 --> 00:48:44,053
for nail enamels and lipsticks.

771
00:48:44,131 --> 00:48:47,965
We call our nail polishes �Wet and Wild.�

772
00:48:48,035 --> 00:48:51,436
And our stay-on lip glosses
glow both morning and night.

773
00:48:52,473 --> 00:48:54,531
So, that's about
the gist of it.

774
00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:57,269
Did you wanna order anything
besides them two moisturisers?

775
00:48:57,343 --> 00:49:00,107
Well, I was thinking
maybe some blusher.

776
00:49:00,179 --> 00:49:03,306
This is a brand-new colour we have.
It's kind of an apricot.

777
00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:06,249
- Mm.
- Take this brush, make this face...

778
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,548
- and smooth it on right here.
- Mm-hm.

779
00:49:10,389 --> 00:49:13,755
- Like this? Like this?
- That is fabulous.

780
00:49:13,824 --> 00:49:16,122


781
00:49:18,195 --> 00:49:20,093
Hi Ma.

782
00:49:22,099 --> 00:49:25,192
Ma, this is Jim.
Jim Uptegrove.

783
00:49:25,268 --> 00:49:28,164
- This is my mother.
- Hello, Jenny's mother.

784
00:49:28,338 --> 00:49:29,931
Hello.

785
00:49:30,206 --> 00:49:32,696
- I'm a little late.
- I noticed.

786
00:49:32,775 --> 00:49:35,605
- Well, we're goin' to the movies.
- What about your schoolwork?

787
00:49:35,677 --> 00:49:38,308
I did it already.
Be right back.

788
00:49:38,881 --> 00:49:40,372
Smoke?

789
00:49:50,358 --> 00:49:53,151
- You don't like me, do you?
- No.

790
00:49:54,261 --> 00:49:57,061
So where do we go
from here, you and me?

791
00:49:57,130 --> 00:50:00,495
I try to kill you off.
You try to do the same to me.

792
00:50:00,567 --> 00:50:03,627
- I'll buy that.
- I know you.

793
00:50:03,703 --> 00:50:07,139
She don't, but I do.
I grew up next door to guys like you.

794
00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:09,197
Always easy, smooth.
Nothin' ever bothers ya.

795
00:50:09,275 --> 00:50:12,437
You wake up in the morning,
your hair's not messed up.

796
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,808
I know you, fella.

797
00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:17,279
I could have had
a dozen just like ya.

798
00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:20,413
No ambition. No talent.

799
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,982
Your brains are
all behind your zipper.

800
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:25,922
You marry a girl who's better than you.
She winds up miserable

801
00:50:25,990 --> 00:50:29,455
'cause you cheat on her while she has to
live in a nasty house with beaverboard walls.

802
00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:31,359
Man, do I know you.

803
00:50:31,427 --> 00:50:35,659
Well, let me tell you somethin', buster.
You knocked on the wrong door.

804
00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:38,924
We're gonna go grab
a pizza, Ma.

805
00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:41,565
Sorry about the hamburgers.

806
00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:46,564
Mm. So long,
Jenny's mother.

807
00:50:46,842 --> 00:50:48,376
Come on.

808
00:50:54,281 --> 00:50:56,306
Thirty-one dollars.

809
00:50:56,383 --> 00:50:59,875
Even after I pay off Nancy Lee,
my commissions will still come to...

810
00:50:59,954 --> 00:51:03,889
well, gee, more than I made filing
at the lumberyard any day. Let me tell ya.

811
00:51:03,957 --> 00:51:07,484
- So, ask me what's on for tonight.
- What's on for tonight?

812
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,689
I made us reservations to eat
at the Windsor Room!

813
00:51:11,764 --> 00:51:13,593
Ma, I'm sorry. I can't go.

814
00:51:13,617 --> 00:51:15,917
I've got a date with
Jim Uptegrove tonight.

815
00:51:15,967 --> 00:51:19,198
I don't want you going out with him
anymore. I don't like the guy.

816
00:51:19,271 --> 00:51:21,295
Since when do you
tell me when to come and go?

817
00:51:21,372 --> 00:51:23,465
Since I seen you goin'
in the wrong direction.

818
00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:26,066
You wanna settle for a dead-end life?
Is that what you want?

819
00:51:26,144 --> 00:51:29,079
- For the love of God, this is just a date.
- The guy's a bum!

820
00:51:29,147 --> 00:51:31,910
- You're gonna wind up behind a bar!
- Stop trying to run my life.

821
00:51:31,982 --> 00:51:34,817
- I said you're not goin'.
- Watch me.

822
00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:37,918
Bye.

823
00:51:43,759 --> 00:51:46,159
I'm so scared
I'm screwin' up with Jenny.

824
00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,219
Oh, come on.
You're a terrific mother.

825
00:51:48,297 --> 00:51:51,424
Yeah. She's hanging out with thugs.
I don't know how to stop her.

826
00:51:51,499 --> 00:51:54,400
I just don't know enough.
I read them women's magazines, you know?

827
00:51:54,469 --> 00:51:57,133
The ones that tell you
how to get a better life.

828
00:51:57,205 --> 00:52:01,331
They say, �Go in a new direction.�
I wanna say, �Where's the door?

829
00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:04,070
I'll go, but where's
the god damn door?�

830
00:52:04,144 --> 00:52:08,005
I don't even know enough
to find the god damn door. Shoot.

831
00:52:08,282 --> 00:52:10,249
Oh, if I had one wish...

832
00:52:10,316 --> 00:52:12,807
it'd be that I had read books
and knew somethin'.

833
00:52:12,885 --> 00:52:15,080
- Something that could help Jen.
- Help her?

834
00:52:15,154 --> 00:52:17,987
- Help her what?
- Help her be happy.

835
00:52:18,057 --> 00:52:20,684
Happy.
I want her happy.

836
00:52:20,759 --> 00:52:23,159
A person's life is good,
it shows in their face.

837
00:52:23,228 --> 00:52:26,425
I want to see that look on her face.
I want that for her.

838
00:52:26,498 --> 00:52:28,965
Okay, okay, okay.
I can buy that.

839
00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:31,862
But what
do you want for you?

840
00:52:31,936 --> 00:52:34,962
I just feel like
I'm drowning here.

841
00:52:35,039 --> 00:52:36,973
I want...

842
00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:40,337
I want somebody to help me
keep my lips above the waterline.

843
00:52:44,414 --> 00:52:47,178
What was wrong with me
all those years ago?

844
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:50,282
How come you never
dated me?

845
00:52:50,652 --> 00:52:53,282
How come you never
picked me?

846
00:52:53,455 --> 00:52:55,650
Oh, Ed, we were friends.

847
00:52:55,724 --> 00:52:58,983
What do you think marriage is, enemies?

848
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:05,292
You got the whole idea screwed up
from fashion magazines and weddings

849
00:53:05,366 --> 00:53:10,860
and polite little conversations
at the breakfast table from television.

850
00:53:11,637 --> 00:53:14,100
That's not marriage.

851
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,674
Marriage is,
I come home from work...

852
00:53:17,743 --> 00:53:21,474
and we have a beer
and we eat some spaghetti.

853
00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:25,449
Then we roll around on the sofa
for 20 minutes. You like that, don't ya?

854
00:53:25,517 --> 00:53:29,179
Huh? Till we're
all slick and sweaty?

855
00:53:29,254 --> 00:53:32,883
And then we watch
<i>All in the Family...</i>

856
00:53:32,957 --> 00:53:37,256
and take a shower together
and then eat some ice cream in bed.

857
00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:41,024
That's marriage.
Tell me you don't like that.

858
00:53:41,098 --> 00:53:44,761
Tell me that doesn't sound good to you.
You tell me that, huh?

859
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,960
- Here we go.
- Shh. Yeah.

860
00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:19,658
<i>- See ya later, kiddo.</i>
- All right. Bye.

861
00:54:19,732 --> 00:54:21,596
Bye-bye.

862
00:54:29,508 --> 00:54:31,199
Hi, honey.

863
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,774
- Sleep well?
- Oh,

864
00:54:39,198 --> 00:54:41,198
okay, I guess.

865
00:54:41,752 --> 00:54:43,384
Good.

866
00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,645
Hm. You look
a little tired though.

867
00:54:46,723 --> 00:54:50,090
Was it a restful sleep?

868
00:55:09,510 --> 00:55:11,741
Hey. Asshole.

869
00:55:19,519 --> 00:55:21,617
Where do you wanna go?

870
00:55:21,888 --> 00:55:23,822
Anyplace. I don't care.

871
00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:27,620
You can take me to Phoenix
or Las Vegas or Schenectady.

872
00:55:27,693 --> 00:55:29,384
Just not home.

873
00:55:29,408 --> 00:55:31,008
You got it.

874
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,975
- Don't.
- It's okay.

875
00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:56,484
I said don't!

876
00:55:58,121 --> 00:56:01,190
- What the hell's wrong with you?
- I just don't want to.

877
00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:03,856
You want me to stencil it
on my forehead?

878
00:56:05,193 --> 00:56:07,957
There's no such thing as
�don't want to� if it's done right.

879
00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:10,999
- Stop it.
- You act like you never
had one in your hand before.

880
00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:12,700
- Come on!
- Ow!

881
00:56:12,724 --> 00:56:13,844
Hey!

882
00:56:14,368 --> 00:56:16,659
Fine! Walk home!

883
00:56:18,038 --> 00:56:20,172
Crawl, bitch!

884
00:57:04,412 --> 00:57:07,474
I'm half out of my mind!
It's 4:00 in the morning.

885
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:10,148
- What do you think you're doing? Huh?
- Minding my own business.

886
00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:14,287
- You oughta try it sometime.
- Jenny, you answer me. I'm talkin' to you!

887
00:57:14,355 --> 00:57:17,518
Don't walk away from me.
And look at me when I speak to you.

888
00:57:17,592 --> 00:57:20,220
Where were ya? Out layin' around
with that boy half the night!

889
00:57:20,295 --> 00:57:22,385
You were, weren't ya?

890
00:57:23,363 --> 00:57:26,230
Yeah. Are you satisfied?

891
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:29,992
We did it all night long in the back seat
of his car, and I loved it.

892
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,810
Oh, Christ.

893
00:57:34,688 --> 00:57:36,622
- God, how I hate seeing you like this.
- Yeah?

894
00:57:36,690 --> 00:57:39,920
- Well, mirrors hurt sometimes, don't they?
- What the hell does that mean?

895
00:57:39,993 --> 00:57:43,729
Oh, come on. I saw you yesterday,
walkin' in all tiptoe.

896
00:57:44,197 --> 00:57:46,997
That man is a joke, a fool.

897
00:57:47,067 --> 00:57:50,468
I am a grown woman.
I can do what I choose.

898
00:57:50,537 --> 00:57:53,562
Oh, so you choose
to fuck a fool.

899
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,703
You take that back.

900
00:57:55,927 --> 00:57:57,327
No.

901
00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,236
- I said take it back.
- No.

902
00:58:00,414 --> 00:58:02,705
- Take it back!
- No. - Oh!

903
00:58:03,851 --> 00:58:07,947
All right, I take it back.
I still think he's disgusting.

904
00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:10,482
Get out of the house.
Get out of my sight.

905
00:58:10,558 --> 00:58:13,354
I am so glad to be going to Daddy's,
so glad to be getting away from you!

906
00:58:13,427 --> 00:58:16,295
- I'm leaving today.
- I don't care! Go to the moon for all I care!

907
00:58:16,363 --> 00:58:18,656
- I'm stayin' the whole two weeks!
-Just get out! Get--

908
00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:01,239
Jenny? Jenny?

909
00:59:01,308 --> 00:59:03,606
Jenny? Oh! Jenny!

910
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:04,710
Oh, Ma!

911
00:59:04,734 --> 00:59:08,625
-Baby, I'm so sorry I called you that.
-I'm so sorry. I didn't mean any of that.

912
00:59:08,649 --> 00:59:12,116
I won't see him anymore except as a friend.
I did not sleep with him. Okay?

913
00:59:12,186 --> 00:59:14,953
- You didn't? God, I'm so glad!
- No, I swear!

914
00:59:15,022 --> 00:59:17,081
- You're such a good girl. I knew you were.
- I love you.

915
00:59:17,158 --> 00:59:19,149
- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm only staying a few days.

916
00:59:19,226 --> 00:59:21,490
Look what I bought, a little dressy sweater
in case you have to go somewhere at night.

917
00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:24,053
- That's expensive!
- I know, but you're gonna look so beautiful.

918
00:59:24,131 --> 00:59:27,692
- Look, it's your colour. Oh! Look at that.
- Oh, Ma. Oh.

919
00:59:27,768 --> 00:59:30,366
Oh, my girl.
Oh, shoot.

920
00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:33,471
Go on home. Show's over.
The monkey died.

921
00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:36,374
- This is great! I gotta go.
- I guess we put on quite a spectacle.

922
00:59:36,443 --> 00:59:38,434
- But I don't care.
- Give me the bag.

923
00:59:38,512 --> 00:59:40,503
Okay. All right.

924
00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,572
- I love you.
- I love you.

925
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,744
All right. Have a good time.
Have a good time.

926
00:59:45,819 --> 00:59:47,910
- I'm gonna miss you, Ma.
- I'll miss you too, honey.

927
00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:50,049
- Good-bye. Bye!
- Good-bye!

928
00:59:50,124 --> 00:59:52,188
I love you.

929
00:59:52,212 --> 00:59:54,412
I love you, Ma.

930
00:59:55,562 --> 00:59:58,361
This time, I want you
to meet Janice.

931
00:59:58,432 --> 00:59:59,892
What for?

932
00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:03,916
Well, because she's part of my life
and you're part of my life.

933
01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:07,036
So what's she like?
Is she pretty?

934
01:00:07,308 --> 01:00:10,302
Yes. She's better than pretty.
She's smart.

935
01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:12,710
She's... sexy.

936
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,149
She makes these blueberry pancakes
you wouldn't believe.

937
01:00:16,216 --> 01:00:20,853
And she's charming. You know how people
are either charming or they're not?

938
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,788
She is.

939
01:00:23,857 --> 01:00:25,061
Look,

940
01:00:25,085 --> 01:00:29,285
I don't wanna spend the next 2 weeks with
some rich bitch that I don't even know.

941
01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:32,766
- I came to see you.
- It's not like I'm not gonna
be there, for God sakes.

942
01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:35,631
And you watch your mouth
about Janice. She's--

943
01:00:35,703 --> 01:00:39,503
- Charming!
- Would you give the world a small break?

944
01:00:39,573 --> 01:00:42,041
You're going for a lovely two weeks
in the country, not a hanging.

945
01:00:42,109 --> 01:00:43,872
When did you start
getting so negative?

946
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:45,707
When did you start
gettin' so bossy?

947
01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:47,770
When did you start
wearing your hair like this?

948
01:00:47,848 --> 01:00:50,107
When did you start saying things
like �lovely two weeks�?

949
01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:52,076
What is that?

950
01:00:53,053 --> 01:00:56,844
There's nothing wrong with my hair.
This is new wave.

951
01:01:06,133 --> 01:01:08,431
You know what you need?

952
01:01:09,503 --> 01:01:13,496
You need to put your head
right there.

953
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:26,018
So, Janice,
Daddy says you're rich.

954
01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:28,077
- Hey, come on.
- No, no. That's okay.

955
01:01:28,155 --> 01:01:30,988
She can ask me
whatever she wants. Go on.

956
01:01:31,058 --> 01:01:34,687
- Are you rich?
- I guess you could say that.

957
01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:36,955
Big-time rich
or just so-so rich?

958
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,396
Mm, so-so rich.

959
01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:41,765
Born with money?

960
01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:44,863
No. I was born
on a dirt farm in Missouri.

961
01:01:44,938 --> 01:01:49,034
I got a scholarship to Smith.
And then I got my job at Random House.

962
01:01:49,109 --> 01:01:51,100
That's where I met
my husband.

963
01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:55,808
He had money.
And, uh, when he died, he left it to us.

964
01:01:57,751 --> 01:02:00,720
That felt like a test.

965
01:02:00,788 --> 01:02:02,779
Did I pass?

966
01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:06,155
What else? I love my job.
I've got a great kid.

967
01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:09,855
- And I make terrific blueberry pancakes.
- Yeah. I heard.

968
01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:12,797
Jenny.

969
01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:18,027
May I walk with you?

970
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,840
You gonna tell me
what's goin' on?

971
01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:24,100
I just look at Janice...

972
01:02:24,177 --> 01:02:27,572
and I think about Mum breakin'
her back selling cosmetics all day.

973
01:02:27,648 --> 01:02:30,781
You know how often I've tried to help her out
with money? Time and again and again.

974
01:02:30,851 --> 01:02:33,111
I know it. I know it.
I know it.

975
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:39,953
Why didn't you and Mum
get married?

976
01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:44,359
Well,

977
01:02:44,483 --> 01:02:46,483
I asked her...

978
01:02:46,533 --> 01:02:48,865
in a lame sort of way,
and she said no.

979
01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:52,531
Which was smart.
She was so proud.

980
01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:55,902
She'd always say, �I got two hands.
I can do it myself.�

981
01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,168
She still says that.

982
01:02:58,345 --> 01:03:00,436
If we'd gotten married,
it never would've worked.

983
01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:02,505
I mean, if I hunted
the world over

984
01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:05,984
I don't know if I could've found
anybody more different than me.

985
01:03:06,053 --> 01:03:08,715
First time I ever saw her...

986
01:03:08,789 --> 01:03:11,082
she was dancing
on top of a bar.

987
01:03:11,158 --> 01:03:12,649
Really?

988
01:03:13,026 --> 01:03:14,257
Really.

989
01:03:14,281 --> 01:03:16,481
And she gleamed.

990
01:03:17,831 --> 01:03:20,527
Ah, but you take
oil and water

991
01:03:20,601 --> 01:03:22,535
and you mix and you mix
and you mix.

992
01:03:22,603 --> 01:03:25,795
And when you quit,
you still got oil and water.

993
01:03:29,710 --> 01:03:32,401
So what do you think?
Give us all a break.

994
01:03:33,781 --> 01:03:35,874
Lighten up on Janice.

995
01:03:35,949 --> 01:03:37,640
Please.

996
01:03:49,563 --> 01:03:52,596
Hey, why don't you
try this on?

997
01:03:55,701 --> 01:03:57,202
Spandex?

998
01:03:57,270 --> 01:04:01,934
- No. I don't think so.
- Why not? This is really sexy.

999
01:04:02,009 --> 01:04:03,178
Yeah.

1000
01:04:03,202 --> 01:04:06,502
- You think I can get away with this?
- Why not?

1001
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:11,217
Jenny, if I wore this,
every guy would--

1002
01:04:13,086 --> 01:04:15,948
That's not all they'd do.
Actually--

1003
01:04:18,659 --> 01:04:21,457
What do you think
of this?

1004
01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:24,986
Yeah, if I had your legs,
I'd probably wear that too.

1005
01:04:25,065 --> 01:04:28,592
I'm liking you better and better.
You can hang around.

1006
01:04:28,669 --> 01:04:32,164
I also spotted this.
For you.

1007
01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,330
- Oh--
- A backless back.

1008
01:04:34,408 --> 01:04:37,377
- I don't know.
- Come on. With your back...

1009
01:04:37,444 --> 01:04:40,572
my legs--
how can we go wrong?

1010
01:04:45,486 --> 01:04:47,477
How do you think it's going?

1011
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,649
Great party, Mum.

1012
01:04:51,859 --> 01:04:54,089
- Hi, Janice.
- Hi.

1013
01:04:55,496 --> 01:04:57,487
- Oh, you look great.
- Thank you.

1014
01:04:57,564 --> 01:04:59,598
Great party, Janice.

1015
01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:01,301
Voila.

1016
01:05:01,325 --> 01:05:04,545
Do you know what we were doing
for the first time a year ago tonight?

1017
01:05:04,638 --> 01:05:06,731
First time a year ago tonight?

1018
01:05:06,807 --> 01:05:08,038
Oh!

1019
01:05:08,062 --> 01:05:10,762
Am I the colour of my dress?

1020
01:05:10,811 --> 01:05:12,371
Am I?

1021
01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:28,122
So, uh, so you're
from Watertown?

1022
01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:32,730
- You've asked me that twice.
- Right, right. Sorry.

1023
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:35,359
You just, uh,
make me a little nervous.

1024
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:36,702
Why?

1025
01:05:36,726 --> 01:05:39,126
Because you're so pretty.

1026
01:05:40,874 --> 01:05:43,170
You're pretty too.

1027
01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,905
Yeah, I like what I hear
about Smith, but

1028
01:05:47,981 --> 01:05:51,041
I don't know. I think
I'd like to go to a co-ed school

1029
01:05:51,118 --> 01:05:54,315
or something like...
U.V.M. or

1030
01:05:54,388 --> 01:05:56,379
What do you think?

1031
01:05:56,456 --> 01:05:59,323
Well, I think they're all
pretty much the same.

1032
01:05:59,693 --> 01:06:01,918
That's easy for you to say.

1033
01:06:01,995 --> 01:06:05,897
- You-- you go to Brown.
- Well, I'm a double legacy.

1034
01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:08,200
That means
they had to take me.

1035
01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:11,961
So, um,
what's your major?

1036
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:13,903
Education.

1037
01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:16,467
An education major
at Brown?

1038
01:06:16,543 --> 01:06:19,273
Yeah. My parents
think it's weird too.

1039
01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:25,880
I think they were counting
on pre-law, premed, pre-money.

1040
01:06:25,953 --> 01:06:27,944
You know?

1041
01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:32,017
Do you want
to sit down?

1042
01:06:34,194 --> 01:06:36,560
This is what I wanna do.
I love teaching.

1043
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:38,621
You know?
I mean, I love it.

1044
01:06:38,699 --> 01:06:40,963
I'm practice-teaching
this semester in 4th grade.

1045
01:06:41,034 --> 01:06:43,832
The kids in 4th grade
are really special.

1046
01:06:43,904 --> 01:06:46,464
This one kid, Ricky Degan,
he is so smart.

1047
01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:50,032
He starts thinkin'-- boom, look out.
He's got sparks flyin' off his head.

1048
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:53,375
- But, uh, he's L.D., so--
- What's �L.D.�?

1049
01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:55,972
- Learning disabled-- dyslexic.
<i>- Oh.</i>

1050
01:06:56,049 --> 01:06:59,314
Anyway, we're working on a phonics
rock video tape together.

1051
01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:01,718
And, uh, he's learning
how to read.

1052
01:07:01,788 --> 01:07:04,018
And I'm teaching him.

1053
01:07:04,591 --> 01:07:07,082
Wow. That's really great.

1054
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:14,590
- Ask me who had a great time.
- Who had a great time?

1055
01:07:14,668 --> 01:07:18,434
- I did.
- I think Pat Robbins had a good time too.

1056
01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:21,668
Isn't he something?
He's gonna write me.

1057
01:07:21,742 --> 01:07:23,567
Yes?

1058
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:29,281
I've never met a boy before who just
fit together with me, you know?

1059
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,977
Yeah. I do know.

1060
01:07:33,253 --> 01:07:36,347
- I'm sorry you have to go tomorrow.
- Oh, me too.

1061
01:07:36,423 --> 01:07:39,916
But I can't wait to tell Mum
about the great time I had.

1062
01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:42,655
She's gonna love it.

1063
01:07:43,864 --> 01:07:46,890
So he said I'd like Janice,
and he was right.

1064
01:07:46,967 --> 01:07:51,427
Not only is she smart, but she has got
this way about her that-- I don't know.

1065
01:07:51,505 --> 01:07:54,804
She's got this wonderful laugh
and this fabulous figure.

1066
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:56,809
- What's her name?
-Janice.

1067
01:07:56,877 --> 01:08:00,472
Janice. Ugliest girl I ever knew
was named Janice.

1068
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:02,811
- Had buck teeth, hardly any eyebrows.
- Oh!

1069
01:08:02,883 --> 01:08:05,716
And she is an editor
at Random House.

1070
01:08:05,786 --> 01:08:08,848
What's she look like?
Is she 16? She 60? What?

1071
01:08:08,922 --> 01:08:10,954
I don't know.

1072
01:08:11,124 --> 01:08:14,187
I mean, she's not like--
She's just different.

1073
01:08:14,261 --> 01:08:16,790
Different? How is she different?

1074
01:08:16,814 --> 01:08:18,640
She got three tits?

1075
01:08:19,064 --> 01:08:20,560
Ma!

1076
01:08:23,070 --> 01:08:25,368
- Ma?
- Yeah. I'm in here.

1077
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,703
Look. I forgot
I had this photograph.

1078
01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:30,308
- That's Janice.
- Oh, let me see.

1079
01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:31,771
Mum!

1080
01:08:31,795 --> 01:08:34,595
Look what you did.
You ruined it.

1081
01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:37,039
Sorry, honey.

1082
01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:42,814
Let me do that.

1083
01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:44,981
Come here.

1084
01:08:48,361 --> 01:08:50,352
It doesn't matter.

1085
01:09:05,579 --> 01:09:07,613
Get out your cheque book,
Mrs. Douglas.

1086
01:09:07,681 --> 01:09:10,780
I got some stuff in my case
is gonna change your life.

1087
01:09:12,585 --> 01:09:14,176
Knock, knock.

1088
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,245
- Who's there?
- Sam and Janet.

1089
01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:18,314
Sam and Janet who?

1090
01:09:18,391 --> 01:09:22,327


1091
01:09:22,395 --> 01:09:24,420
I heated up some of that
good stew we had last night.

1092
01:09:24,498 --> 01:09:27,092
- Oh, thank you, honey girl.
- How was your day?

1093
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,829
Great. I sold Mrs. Douglas
a whole lot of stuff she didn't need.

1094
01:09:29,903 --> 01:09:32,599
Good! 'Cause I want you
to look at his picture.

1095
01:09:32,672 --> 01:09:35,436
Oh, not that again!
I'm sick of this Pat Robbins.

1096
01:09:35,509 --> 01:09:37,841
You been following me around
with that snapshot for 2 weeks.

1097
01:09:37,911 --> 01:09:41,403
- Ma, just his eyes.
- I seen his eyes, both of' em.

1098
01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:43,472
No, not really.
Not with a magnifying glass.

1099
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:45,882
I won't do it. I won't.
I don't want to see his eyes.

1100
01:09:45,952 --> 01:09:47,943
- I don't wanna.
-Just a quick look. A quick look, Ma.

1101
01:09:48,021 --> 01:09:50,512
I won't. All right.
You talked me into it.

1102
01:09:50,590 --> 01:09:54,117
I'm blind. Look at that.
Paul Newman would die of envy.

1103
01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:57,721
Mel what's-his-name should pack it in.
There. Are ya satisfied?

1104
01:09:57,798 --> 01:09:59,959
- It's Gibson. Mel Gibson.
- Mel Gibson.

1105
01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:03,264
It doesn't make any difference.
I'll probably never see him again.

1106
01:10:03,336 --> 01:10:05,270
What do you say
a thing like that for?

1107
01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:07,863
Well, he's spending Christmas
with his family, and--

1108
01:10:07,941 --> 01:10:10,409
Well, what about
Easter vacation?

1109
01:10:10,477 --> 01:10:12,911
He's flying down to Florida
with a bunch of kids from his school

1110
01:10:12,979 --> 01:10:16,608
and he'll probably meet
some stuck-up heiress and marry her.

1111
01:10:16,683 --> 01:10:20,847
- Or Madonna.
- Madonna. Well, I wish you could go.

1112
01:10:20,921 --> 01:10:24,880
- Did he ask ya?
- Yeah, he did.

1113
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:27,620
You didn't tell me that.

1114
01:10:27,694 --> 01:10:30,424
Oh, the blue pique!
You found it.

1115
01:10:30,497 --> 01:10:32,431
- Yeah, it's pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah.

1116
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:34,433
You want covered buttons?

1117
01:10:34,501 --> 01:10:37,493
Uh, Ma. I want--

1118
01:10:37,571 --> 01:10:41,063
- I want you to look at his mouth.
- No!

1119
01:10:41,141 --> 01:10:45,009
- Yes!
- Not that! I can't do it! I'm too weak.

1120
01:10:45,278 --> 01:10:47,847
Look! Look!

1121
01:10:48,114 --> 01:10:50,541
Don't! No.

1122
01:11:03,697 --> 01:11:07,292
Well, I don't care,
if I do say so myself.

1123
01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:09,392
That's pretty.

1124
01:11:09,469 --> 01:11:12,334
- It's beautiful.
- Mm.

1125
01:11:12,806 --> 01:11:14,865
Happy Christmas eve, sugar.

1126
01:11:14,941 --> 01:11:17,569
You think it needs
some more icicles?

1127
01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:19,737
No, Ma. It's perfect like that.

1128
01:11:19,813 --> 01:11:22,907
Well, how about if we, um...

1129
01:11:22,983 --> 01:11:25,713
take some angel hair
and put it over the lights?

1130
01:11:25,785 --> 01:11:28,184
You know, make it all glowy.

1131
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:31,008
Mother, don't gussy it all up.

1132
01:11:31,057 --> 01:11:33,792
Ah. Plain Jane.

1133
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:36,719
Can't stand to see
anything really pretty.

1134
01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:51,134
Merry Christmas!

1135
01:11:52,812 --> 01:11:54,746
Hey, mistletoe, missy!

1136
01:11:54,814 --> 01:11:58,111
How about giving your old
uncle Santa Claus a little soul kiss?

1137
01:11:58,184 --> 01:12:00,018
See you in hell first.

1138
01:12:00,086 --> 01:12:02,520
- You got a date.
- Ed, what are you doin'?

1139
01:12:02,589 --> 01:12:04,887
- No!
- I'm gonna cook this S.O.B.

1140
01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:08,121
Ed, come on.
Come on, honey. Be reasonable.

1141
01:12:08,194 --> 01:12:11,561
- It takes hours to cook a turkey.
- Oh, well, tell you what.

1142
01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:16,398
We'll turn the son of a bitch up to 5,000
degrees, and we'll microwave its ass. Ow!

1143
01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:18,869
- Ed! Ed.
- Ow, ow, ow. Oh, man, it's hot.

1144
01:12:18,939 --> 01:12:20,998
- My roast!
- Roast on Christmas eve?

1145
01:12:21,074 --> 01:12:23,668
- My roast! Ed!
- We'll just cool this baby off.

1146
01:12:23,743 --> 01:12:25,677
- Here we go. All right. Okay.
- No!

1147
01:12:25,745 --> 01:12:28,509
- Oh, no. Oh, my God.
- There you go, babe.

1148
01:12:28,581 --> 01:12:30,105
Oh, shit.

1149
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:33,285
You know I'm your friend.
You know I love ya.

1150
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,844
But ya can't just waltz in here drunk
on Christmas eve!

1151
01:12:35,922 --> 01:12:38,413
- I don't want the bird. Take the bird.
- What are you doing?

1152
01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:42,723
- I won him for ya.
- Here. You and the bird get the hell out.

1153
01:12:42,796 --> 01:12:45,829
Look, come back tomorrow
when you're sober, all right?

1154
01:12:45,899 --> 01:12:47,533
I love ya.

1155
01:12:47,701 --> 01:12:50,928
Hey, Stella! It's cold out here.

1156
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,674
Daddy!

1157
01:12:58,445 --> 01:13:00,379
Oh, my goodness!

1158
01:13:00,447 --> 01:13:04,144
- What are you doin' here?
- I couldn't resist. I had to
deliver these in person.

1159
01:13:04,217 --> 01:13:07,914
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, merry Christmas. You look so handsome.

1160
01:13:07,988 --> 01:13:10,452
- You're prejudiced.
- I'll tell Ma you're here.

1161
01:13:10,523 --> 01:13:13,014
Ah, just a minute.
Just a minute.

1162
01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:17,954
Just staying for a moment.
Now, don't open those.

1163
01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:22,859
- Ma, Daddy's here!
- What's he doin' here?

1164
01:13:22,936 --> 01:13:25,632
- I don't know.
- My God, what do I look like?

1165
01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:29,173
Give me 5 minutes
to fix myself up.

1166
01:13:55,969 --> 01:13:59,236
So this big truck driver is waiting
and he's, like, really mad.

1167
01:13:59,305 --> 01:14:02,597
This guy must weigh 275 pounds.
He's really impatient.

1168
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,548
Oh, no.

1169
01:14:07,972 --> 01:14:08,991
Hi.

1170
01:14:09,015 --> 01:14:10,511
Stella.

1171
01:14:10,835 --> 01:14:13,335
Wow, you look terrific.

1172
01:14:13,386 --> 01:14:14,922
Thanks.

1173
01:14:16,146 --> 01:14:17,365
Oh.

1174
01:14:18,389 --> 01:14:21,456
- And your tree is- it's great!
- Yeah, isn't it?

1175
01:14:21,594 --> 01:14:24,155
What are you doing here
in Watertown on Christmas eve?

1176
01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:27,723
It was just an impulse.
I was starved for the sight of this one.

1177
01:14:28,001 --> 01:14:31,027
You want to stay to dinner? We made
a big roast. We made a Waldorf salad.

1178
01:14:31,104 --> 01:14:33,331
- Yeah! - I wish I could,
but I've got to go right back.

1179
01:14:33,406 --> 01:14:35,433
I'm on an 8:00 flight.

1180
01:14:35,508 --> 01:14:38,270
Well, at least take your coat off.
Sit down for a couple of minutes.

1181
01:14:38,344 --> 01:14:41,580
- Come on. All right.
- Oh, all right. Thanks.

1182
01:14:43,616 --> 01:14:45,607
So, what are you doin'
for Christmas?

1183
01:14:45,685 --> 01:14:48,313
Janice and I are driving up to Connecticut
and having dinner with some friends.

1184
01:14:48,388 --> 01:14:50,788
- The Robbinses and the Fiesters.
- Is Pat gonna be there?

1185
01:14:50,857 --> 01:14:53,382
- I think so.
- Tell him I got the letter and the art book.

1186
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,394
- They were beautiful.
- I'll tell him.

1187
01:14:55,462 --> 01:14:58,230
- He asks about you every time I see him.
- He does?

1188
01:14:58,297 --> 01:15:02,155
I wish you could be with us.
Stella, couldn't I take her, just once?

1189
01:15:02,734 --> 01:15:06,228
You mean now?
We got plans for Christmas.

1190
01:15:06,606 --> 01:15:08,700
Of course you do.

1191
01:15:08,775 --> 01:15:12,233
Yeah. We have plans, and--

1192
01:15:15,648 --> 01:15:19,147
- Honey, do you wanna go?
- Oh, honey.

1193
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:22,845
No, Ma.

1194
01:15:22,922 --> 01:15:26,681
Don't be silly. We're gonna see
that play tomorrow night.

1195
01:15:28,394 --> 01:15:29,856
Well.

1196
01:15:29,931 --> 01:15:33,156
Now look at me, baby.
Come on. Let me see your face.

1197
01:15:33,233 --> 01:15:36,300
- Come on.
- Ma, I'd rather stay here.

1198
01:15:38,471 --> 01:15:41,338
Well, you're goin', and that's that.
We can see a play anytime.

1199
01:15:41,407 --> 01:15:43,398
Besides, I don't really
like that guy anyway.

1200
01:15:43,476 --> 01:15:45,467
She made me watch something
he wrote on TV once.

1201
01:15:45,545 --> 01:15:48,236
- Pinter. She doesn't like Harold Pinter.
- Go pack, silly.

1202
01:15:48,314 --> 01:15:50,605
- Oh, come on, Ma.
- Go on, go on.

1203
01:16:02,762 --> 01:16:04,165
Hey,

1204
01:16:04,189 --> 01:16:07,189
maybe I could get us
on the morning flight

1205
01:16:07,233 --> 01:16:10,066
and the three of us
could have dinner tonight.

1206
01:16:10,136 --> 01:16:11,564
Yeah?

1207
01:16:11,688 --> 01:16:12,715
Okay.

1208
01:16:12,839 --> 01:16:15,234
- Is the phone still over here?
- Yeah.

1209
01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:30,455
Yes, uh, I'd like to make
a reservation for two.

1210
01:16:30,523 --> 01:16:32,751
I brought you this thing,

1211
01:16:32,775 --> 01:16:35,775
so you can just keep
the son of a bitch!

1212
01:16:39,499 --> 01:16:41,859
There's nothing at all?
Are you sure?

1213
01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:45,104
I get it now. Old slow-on-the-uptake
Ed finally gets it.

1214
01:16:45,171 --> 01:16:47,638
Young Dr. Dallas drops by,

1215
01:16:47,662 --> 01:16:50,462
so you don't have time
for an old pal.

1216
01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:54,606
Well, that's okay, 'cause I don't care
to have Christmas with you.

1217
01:16:54,681 --> 01:16:58,712
You go ahead and you have-- you
have Christmas with all your rich folks.

1218
01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:02,181
Merry Christmas.

1219
01:17:02,605 --> 01:17:05,005
And piss on you, lady.

1220
01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:07,316
Okay.

1221
01:17:08,895 --> 01:17:10,495
Thank you.

1222
01:17:11,364 --> 01:17:13,389
What was that?

1223
01:17:13,466 --> 01:17:15,934
Oh, Ed was here
a while ago, and I--

1224
01:17:16,002 --> 01:17:18,368
I sent him away.

1225
01:17:18,438 --> 01:17:20,497
He's had a little
hard luck lately.

1226
01:17:20,573 --> 01:17:23,371
I guess it's made him sour.
Did you get the new reservations?

1227
01:17:23,443 --> 01:17:25,604
- Everything for tomorrow's booked.
- I'm ready.

1228
01:17:25,678 --> 01:17:27,669
With the snow, we just have
time to get to the airport.

1229
01:17:27,747 --> 01:17:29,738
- All right.
- Are you sure this is all right?

1230
01:17:29,816 --> 01:17:31,784
Yeah. Go on.
It'll be fine.

1231
01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:33,876
- Ma, I'll call you as soon as I get there.
- All right.

1232
01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:36,148
- I'll have her back in a couple of days.
- Okay.

1233
01:17:36,222 --> 01:17:38,315
- Stella, I don't know what to say.
Thank you. - Mm-hm.

1234
01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:40,621
- Thanks, Ma.
- Okay, baby.

1235
01:17:40,693 --> 01:17:42,820
- Are you gonna be okay?
- I'll be fine.

1236
01:17:42,895 --> 01:17:45,728
- Have a good time. Bye.
- I love you, Ma.

1237
01:17:45,798 --> 01:17:47,789
- I love you too.
- Great to see you.

1238
01:17:47,867 --> 01:17:49,858
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye.

1239
01:17:53,072 --> 01:17:54,563
Oh.

1240
01:17:57,777 --> 01:17:59,277
Just!

1241
01:17:59,401 --> 01:18:01,601
Jenny! Just!

1242
01:18:24,604 --> 01:18:26,795
Merry Christmas, Stella.

1243
01:18:51,464 --> 01:18:55,400
- What?
-

1244
01:18:55,468 --> 01:18:57,332
Tan legs...

1245
01:18:57,356 --> 01:18:58,756
sand....

1246
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,382
Florida.

1247
01:19:00,506 --> 01:19:02,306
Ma, what are you doin'?

1248
01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:05,376
Mr. Insta-Card, he say he know
somebody very, very blue

1249
01:19:05,444 --> 01:19:09,710
because Pat Robbins and his family
off to Florida for a spring break.

1250
01:19:09,782 --> 01:19:11,409
I'm not blue.

1251
01:19:11,484 --> 01:19:13,511
Mr. Insta-Card he say,

1252
01:19:13,535 --> 01:19:15,264
�We can go too.�

1253
01:19:15,288 --> 01:19:18,755
Ma, that's dumb.
We can't afford that.

1254
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,816
- Can.
- Can't.

1255
01:19:20,893 --> 01:19:23,784
Can too. Mr. Insta-Card, he don't
care when we pay him back.

1256
01:19:23,863 --> 01:19:26,157
1991, 1999,
it's all the same to him.

1257
01:19:26,332 --> 01:19:28,296
I would love to go be
with Pat, but I'm...

1258
01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:30,263
- We're goin'!
- What do you mean?

1259
01:19:30,337 --> 01:19:33,071
We're gonna Insta-Card our little butts
down to Florida and Pat Robbins!

1260
01:19:33,139 --> 01:19:35,130
- Ma!
- We're goin'! We're goin'!

1261
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,199
- We're going?
- Mambo!

1262
01:19:37,276 --> 01:19:39,335
- You mean it?
- Meringue!

1263
01:21:09,001 --> 01:21:10,992
Ma, I'm on my way.

1264
01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:14,799
- Oh, how's your cold?
- Oh, a little better, I guess.

1265
01:21:15,974 --> 01:21:19,033
My first time in Florida,
I wind up flat on my back

1266
01:21:19,057 --> 01:21:20,923
with a cold for 3 days.

1267
01:21:20,947 --> 01:21:23,975
- Can I get you anything?
- Honey, I ordered everything
I could think of.

1268
01:21:24,050 --> 01:21:28,248
Magazines, candy, steaks,
cards, cigarettes.

1269
01:21:28,321 --> 01:21:31,552
- Cigarettes with a cold?
- Oh, come on. I'm bored.

1270
01:21:31,624 --> 01:21:33,558
Go on. Go swimmin'.
Have some fun.

1271
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:37,392
If I feel like it later, I may
get dressed and look up Pat's mum.

1272
01:21:37,463 --> 01:21:39,722
Get together with her
or something like that. All right?

1273
01:21:39,799 --> 01:21:42,800
- Okay, Ma.
- Okay, have a good time.

1274
01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:53,267
Hi. You look great!

1275
01:21:53,745 --> 01:21:55,136
Hi.

1276
01:22:00,453 --> 01:22:02,783
- So you play tennis?
- Yeah, I do.

1277
01:22:02,855 --> 01:22:05,514
- Wanna play later on?
- I don't know how to play.

1278
01:22:05,691 --> 01:22:08,055
- Will you teach me?
- Yes, I'll teach you.

1279
01:22:08,226 --> 01:22:10,652
My God,
take a look at this one.

1280
01:22:10,729 --> 01:22:12,164
Oh!

1281
01:22:15,134 --> 01:22:17,125
- Hi.
- Hi. What can I get you?

1282
01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:20,070
I'm gonna have a daiquiri.
No, no. I changed my mind.

1283
01:22:20,139 --> 01:22:23,199
- Gimme a sufferin' bastard.
- Come again?

1284
01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:25,374
You don't know
a sufferin' bastard?

1285
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:27,704
It's famous. It's in the
Trader Vic's Bartender's Guide.

1286
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:31,043
- Tell me how, I'll make it.
- You know what? I think it's
quicker for me to show ya.

1287
01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:33,008
- Well...
- You don't mind, do ya?

1288
01:22:33,085 --> 01:22:36,885
- Now that you mention it.
- I tended bar for 5 years
in Watertown, New York.

1289
01:22:36,956 --> 01:22:39,720
- Gimme a double old-fashioned glass.
Fill it with ice.  - Lady...

1290
01:22:39,792 --> 01:22:43,592
- I take a squeeze of lime.
Here, just like that. - Great.

1291
01:22:43,696 --> 01:22:45,926
- Two kinds of rum.
- Yeah.

1292
01:22:45,965 --> 01:22:49,093
Yeah. A little bit
of mai tai mix.

1293
01:22:49,117 --> 01:22:52,380
- You got any cucumber sticks?
- I must have forgotten the cucumber sticks.

1294
01:22:52,405 --> 01:22:55,669
- All right. I'll take a fruit stick instead.
- You're pretty good.

1295
01:22:55,741 --> 01:22:56,969
Cheers.

1296
01:22:56,993 --> 01:22:58,993
Stop by anytime.

1297
01:22:59,744 --> 01:23:02,771
Hi. Gee, that's some tan you got there.

1298
01:23:02,848 --> 01:23:04,912
- Thank you.
- Wow!

1299
01:23:05,184 --> 01:23:06,975
Who is that?

1300
01:23:07,053 --> 01:23:09,817
- Isn't this great? Great music.
- Wonderful.

1301
01:23:09,889 --> 01:23:12,453
- You don't feel like dancing, do ya?
- Not right now, thanks.

1302
01:23:12,524 --> 01:23:15,757
Oh, all right. Salsa. It's called salsa.
It's really hot, huh?

1303
01:23:15,828 --> 01:23:17,619
- No kiddin'.
- You wanna dance?

1304
01:23:17,697 --> 01:23:19,892
- Maybe later.
- Oh, okay.

1305
01:23:28,007 --> 01:23:30,240
Pina colada, please.

1306
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:32,464


1307
01:23:36,782 --> 01:23:38,273
Ooh.

1308
01:23:38,951 --> 01:23:41,544
- Come on. Let's dance.
- I can't.

1309
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:42,811
Come on.

1310
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:44,335
Come on.

1311
01:23:44,657 --> 01:23:46,888
I could lose my job!

1312
01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:56,598
Excuse me.

1313
01:23:56,622 --> 01:23:59,622
- Do you believe this?
- Go on. Have a ball.

1314
01:24:03,008 --> 01:24:04,999
- Check that out!
- Oh, my God.

1315
01:24:05,077 --> 01:24:07,645
- Hey, lady, do you know this one?
- Remove!

1316
01:24:12,684 --> 01:24:14,911
Great. I'll see what I can do.

1317
01:24:16,922 --> 01:24:19,013
I can't believe it.

1318
01:24:30,302 --> 01:24:31,901
It was!

1319
01:24:32,070 --> 01:24:34,771
Ooh, baby, shake it!

1320
01:24:34,940 --> 01:24:36,808
Yeah, baby!

1321
01:24:42,134 --> 01:24:44,425
- I've gotta go.
- What's wrong?

1322
01:24:44,449 --> 01:24:45,939
Nothing. I...

1323
01:24:46,618 --> 01:24:48,116
Jenny.

1324
01:24:52,758 --> 01:24:54,249
Oh!

1325
01:25:02,568 --> 01:25:04,595
Hey, did you order a beer?

1326
01:25:04,619 --> 01:25:06,619
God, this sun feels good.

1327
01:25:06,672 --> 01:25:08,867
I don't care if I get wrinkles.

1328
01:25:08,941 --> 01:25:11,673
- Oh, I always put on sunscreen.
- What is that, a 20?

1329
01:25:11,743 --> 01:25:13,034
Yeah.

1330
01:25:13,512 --> 01:25:16,381
You know that thing we saw
in the bar this morning?

1331
01:25:16,448 --> 01:25:18,312
You know who that is?

1332
01:25:18,336 --> 01:25:21,136
That's Jenny Claire's mother.
Can you believe that?

1333
01:25:21,187 --> 01:25:23,983
I thought it must've been
Pee-Wee Herman's wife or something.

1334
01:25:24,056 --> 01:25:26,854
- That is Jenny's mother?
- I know. Incredible.

1335
01:25:26,926 --> 01:25:30,020
- I kind of feel sorry for her.
- I'll tell you one thing though.

1336
01:25:30,095 --> 01:25:32,759
She had Pat Robbins
real interested for a while

1337
01:25:32,832 --> 01:25:34,957
but I bet she can
kiss that good-bye.

1338
01:25:35,034 --> 01:25:37,628
I mean, really, how'd you like
to have a mother like that?

1339
01:25:37,703 --> 01:25:40,771
Oh, I'd shoot myself. I would.

1340
01:26:19,712 --> 01:26:21,712
What's going on?

1341
01:26:22,181 --> 01:26:24,944
- Yo, Dex.
- How ya doin'?

1342
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,785
Uh-oh.

1343
01:26:29,909 --> 01:26:31,333
Uh-oh.

1344
01:26:31,857 --> 01:26:33,148
Nah.

1345
01:26:33,726 --> 01:26:36,526
- Forgive me.
- What'd you do, take up baby-sitting?

1346
01:26:55,614 --> 01:26:58,378
- Hello?
- <i>Is this Mrs. Stella Claire?</i>

1347
01:26:58,450 --> 01:27:01,578
- Yeah.
- <i>This is Sergeant Phillip, Watertown Police.</i>

1348
01:27:01,653 --> 01:27:03,746
<i>We're holding your daughter.</i>

1349
01:27:03,822 --> 01:27:05,488
Is she all right?

1350
01:27:05,612 --> 01:27:07,712
Can I come get her?

1351
01:27:08,928 --> 01:27:10,362
Yeah.

1352
01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:14,898
She didn't have any drugs on her,
but half the kids in the place did,

1353
01:27:14,967 --> 01:27:17,128
including that guy
she was with.

1354
01:27:17,202 --> 01:27:19,061
She refused her urine test

1355
01:27:19,138 --> 01:27:22,330
and she slapped the female officer
who was trying to search her.

1356
01:27:22,408 --> 01:27:24,569
Knocked the glasses
clear off her face.

1357
01:27:24,643 --> 01:27:27,075
Are there any charges?
Does she have to come back?

1358
01:27:27,146 --> 01:27:29,344
Just take her the hell home.

1359
01:27:29,415 --> 01:27:31,049
She's in there.

1360
01:28:32,210 --> 01:28:34,641
Yes, can I help you?

1361
01:28:34,713 --> 01:28:37,409
- I'm lookin' for Janice Morrison.
- Yes?

1362
01:28:37,483 --> 01:28:40,948
I'm Stella Claire.
I'm Jenny's mum.

1363
01:28:45,891 --> 01:28:47,082
Nice.

1364
01:28:47,206 --> 01:28:48,537
Nice.

1365
01:28:48,961 --> 01:28:51,452
- It's taken me--
- It must've cost you--

1366
01:28:53,098 --> 01:28:55,498
- W-Would you like to sit down?
- Oh, thanks.

1367
01:28:55,567 --> 01:28:58,363
Why don't we sit over here?
It's more comfortable.

1368
01:28:58,437 --> 01:29:00,128
Oh. Okay.

1369
01:29:03,308 --> 01:29:06,209
- Would you like some coffee?
- Yeah.

1370
01:29:06,278 --> 01:29:09,103
- How do you take it?
- Uh, milk.

1371
01:29:11,649 --> 01:29:15,477
Yes. Uh, two coffees, please.
One with milk. Thanks.

1372
01:29:21,693 --> 01:29:23,684
Jenny, uh, tells me
you're an editor.

1373
01:29:23,762 --> 01:29:26,424
- That's right.
- Y-You like it?

1374
01:29:26,498 --> 01:29:30,264
- Oh, I love it.
- Yeah. Jenny's always saying about how

1375
01:29:30,335 --> 01:29:34,203
her work has to be satisfyin', how she
wants to go to her job happy every day.

1376
01:29:34,273 --> 01:29:37,900
Where I grew up, people just went to work.
They didn't think about it either way.

1377
01:29:37,976 --> 01:29:40,467
- Oh, can I use this for an ashtray?
- Uh, yes.

1378
01:29:40,545 --> 01:29:41,836
Thanks.

1379
01:29:44,550 --> 01:29:46,641
Jenny wants to be
an architect, you know.

1380
01:29:46,718 --> 01:29:48,609
Yes. She told me.

1381
01:29:55,761 --> 01:29:57,859
I, uh...

1382
01:29:58,130 --> 01:30:01,793
Listen. I, uh...
I wanna ask you something.

1383
01:30:01,794 --> 01:30:02,842
Mm-hm.

1384
01:30:02,867 --> 01:30:05,934
Are you and Stephen
planning on gettin' married?

1385
01:30:07,573 --> 01:30:09,305
Well, um...

1386
01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:12,329
yes. We're pretty close to that.

1387
01:30:13,011 --> 01:30:14,845
Oh, thank you.

1388
01:30:16,748 --> 01:30:18,339
Thank you.

1389
01:30:21,887 --> 01:30:23,448
Well,

1390
01:30:23,472 --> 01:30:25,672
here's the thing.

1391
01:30:27,092 --> 01:30:29,588
After you and Stephen
was married,

1392
01:30:29,612 --> 01:30:31,712
would you want to take Jenny?

1393
01:30:31,763 --> 01:30:33,428
�Take� her?

1394
01:30:33,452 --> 01:30:35,552
Yeah. To live with ya.

1395
01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:38,766
Well, no.
We wouldn't dream of it.

1396
01:30:38,937 --> 01:30:41,332
- I know how close the two of you are.
- Yeah.

1397
01:30:41,406 --> 01:30:43,970
But-- But if I didn't
want her anymore.

1398
01:30:44,042 --> 01:30:48,979
I-I mean, if it wasn't convenient
for me to keep her anymore?

1399
01:30:49,047 --> 01:30:52,539
Jenny's growing up now, you know.
She's-- She's quite a handful.

1400
01:30:52,618 --> 01:30:55,279
Why don't you just say
what you mean?

1401
01:30:59,024 --> 01:31:00,521
Yeah.

1402
01:31:00,645 --> 01:31:02,270
Well...

1403
01:31:02,294 --> 01:31:05,354
Jenny's at an age now
where she should have things.

1404
01:31:05,430 --> 01:31:07,267
Not money.

1405
01:31:07,591 --> 01:31:09,591
I don't mean that.

1406
01:31:09,935 --> 01:31:13,831
But books, museums, art stuff.

1407
01:31:14,106 --> 01:31:17,303
I know you can take a girl to a museum or--
or buy her a book...

1408
01:31:17,376 --> 01:31:20,402
but when she gets home,
who's she gonna talk about it to?

1409
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:22,845
And she's--
She's just not happy.

1410
01:31:22,914 --> 01:31:24,550
I can see it.

1411
01:31:24,574 --> 01:31:26,874
All I have to do
is look at her face.

1412
01:31:26,918 --> 01:31:30,479
I know her. Look, I feel like I did
a lot for her, you know?

1413
01:31:30,555 --> 01:31:32,622
I raised her myself.

1414
01:31:32,646 --> 01:31:35,346
And I think maybe my part's done.

1415
01:31:35,394 --> 01:31:39,194
And she's crazy about her dad. I mean,
she takes after him an awful lot.

1416
01:31:39,264 --> 01:31:43,394
So if you and Stephen was to get married
and she was to come and live with ya...

1417
01:31:43,468 --> 01:31:45,459
you could probably
adopt her...

1418
01:31:45,537 --> 01:31:48,062
and the two of you'd have
the same last name.

1419
01:31:48,140 --> 01:31:50,834
And everybody would just--

1420
01:31:51,210 --> 01:31:53,874
just naturally
think she was yours.

1421
01:31:55,781 --> 01:31:59,148
No, Stella. You're wrong.

1422
01:31:59,217 --> 01:32:01,917
You've done a wonderful job
raising that girl.

1423
01:32:01,941 --> 01:32:03,964
You know, I have, I think.

1424
01:32:03,988 --> 01:32:05,788
So far.

1425
01:32:05,858 --> 01:32:08,083
But she's at the point now
where she could go wrong.

1426
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:11,129
I don't know that she will,
but I know there's the possibility.

1427
01:32:11,196 --> 01:32:13,858
And it just--
it just kills me.

1428
01:32:13,932 --> 01:32:17,663
- Look. I wasn't raised with money--
- Oh, it's not about money.

1429
01:32:17,736 --> 01:32:19,795
You got any brothers
or sisters?

1430
01:32:19,871 --> 01:32:22,169
Yes. I have two sisters.

1431
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,832
And did they grow up to be
big-time, fancy editors like you?

1432
01:32:26,111 --> 01:32:28,612
Are they happy?

1433
01:32:28,980 --> 01:32:30,483
Aha.

1434
01:32:30,807 --> 01:32:33,007
Just like I thought.

1435
01:32:33,251 --> 01:32:36,152
You got out.
They didn't.

1436
01:32:36,221 --> 01:32:40,683
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna take
a single solitary chance on my Jen.

1437
01:32:41,860 --> 01:32:43,994
You don't know
how wonderful she is.

1438
01:32:44,062 --> 01:32:45,898
Yes, I do.

1439
01:32:45,922 --> 01:32:48,722
She didn't get it all
from her father.

1440
01:32:49,167 --> 01:32:50,992
I gotta go.

1441
01:32:52,037 --> 01:32:54,262
Jenny don't know I'm here,
and I don't want her to.

1442
01:32:54,339 --> 01:32:56,330
I've thought it all out,
and the way to do it,

1443
01:32:56,408 --> 01:32:58,672
is for her to come visit
like always, and then--

1444
01:32:58,744 --> 01:33:01,269
and then you'll tell her
after she's there.

1445
01:33:01,346 --> 01:33:02,772
All right.

1446
01:33:02,996 --> 01:33:04,225
Okay.

1447
01:33:04,449 --> 01:33:07,140
Yeah.
It'll be best that way.

1448
01:33:26,271 --> 01:33:29,067
- You-- you be sure and call. Okay?
- Of course I will.

1449
01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:31,637
May I see your boarding pass?
Thank you.

1450
01:33:31,661 --> 01:33:33,361
Don't worry.

1451
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:37,478
- Enjoy your flight.
- Thanks.

1452
01:33:37,549 --> 01:33:39,715
- Bye, Ma.
- Bye.

1453
01:33:43,054 --> 01:33:45,518
I love you, Jenny.

1454
01:33:45,891 --> 01:33:47,882
I love you, Ma.

1455
01:33:51,863 --> 01:33:56,800
Everybody's dead. And they're on
the beach, and only one person's left.

1456
01:33:56,868 --> 01:34:00,634
And that's April, the-- the one
with the blonde hair, you know?

1457
01:34:00,705 --> 01:34:04,505
And she is so scared. And she knows
she has to get off the island

1458
01:34:04,576 --> 01:34:07,474
and so she says to herself, you know,
�I have to get off the island.�

1459
01:34:07,546 --> 01:34:09,380
- Bob.
- Yeah?

1460
01:34:09,448 --> 01:34:11,382
Less is more.

1461
01:34:17,121 --> 01:34:21,249
You know, Bob, your mum
and my dad look so good together...

1462
01:34:21,326 --> 01:34:23,794
they practically
have to get married.

1463
01:34:23,862 --> 01:34:25,254
Practically.

1464
01:34:25,378 --> 01:34:27,578
So what are you gonna wear?

1465
01:34:27,632 --> 01:34:30,324
I was thinking of spandex.

1466
01:34:34,272 --> 01:34:36,297
- It's 9:30.
- But--

1467
01:34:36,374 --> 01:34:37,608
No.

1468
01:34:41,079 --> 01:34:43,604
- Night, big guy.
- Good night.

1469
01:34:43,682 --> 01:34:45,877
Hug, hug, hug.

1470
01:34:47,218 --> 01:34:48,652
Night.

1471
01:34:49,020 --> 01:34:50,888
- Night.
- Night.

1472
01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:54,326
Jen.

1473
01:34:54,850 --> 01:34:58,250
Janice and I have been wondering--

1474
01:35:00,899 --> 01:35:03,492
We want you to come
and live with us.

1475
01:35:05,081 --> 01:35:07,448
What do you mean?

1476
01:35:07,472 --> 01:35:10,333
We want you to come here
and live with us.

1477
01:35:11,409 --> 01:35:14,642
That's a very nice idea but...

1478
01:35:14,712 --> 01:35:16,803
I couldn't leave Mum.

1479
01:35:16,881 --> 01:35:19,406
- You can see your mother
whenever you want. - Sure.

1480
01:35:19,484 --> 01:35:22,047
No. No, I couldn't.

1481
01:35:22,071 --> 01:35:23,397
But thanks.

1482
01:35:23,421 --> 01:35:26,713
Wait a second. You know--
When your mother and I discussed this--

1483
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,850
- Mum already knows about this?
- Well, sure.

1484
01:35:28,927 --> 01:35:31,157
I mean, she and I both want
what's best for you

1485
01:35:31,229 --> 01:35:33,390
and we thought, now that you're
practically grown up--

1486
01:35:33,465 --> 01:35:37,026
Look. I don't care what you thought.
I'm not gonna do that.

1487
01:35:37,102 --> 01:35:41,232
Jenny, you don't understand.
This was your mother's idea.

1488
01:35:41,306 --> 01:35:43,736
- She came to see me.
- Wait a minute.

1489
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,960
There's something
really wrong here.

1490
01:35:46,011 --> 01:35:48,002
- Nothing is wrong.
- If it's not what you want...

1491
01:35:48,079 --> 01:35:50,172
Nobody is gonna make you
do anything bad for you.

1492
01:35:50,248 --> 01:35:52,739
This is really way off.

1493
01:35:52,817 --> 01:35:55,212
Uh, when did she
come to see you?

1494
01:35:55,286 --> 01:35:59,045
- Well, I can't remember.
- Was it right after we got back from Florida?

1495
01:35:59,124 --> 01:36:01,558
I guess.
I'm not sure.

1496
01:36:01,626 --> 01:36:03,685
Would you think?

1497
01:36:03,762 --> 01:36:07,289
I'm sorry, Jenny. I don't remember
exactly when she... yes, I guess.

1498
01:36:07,365 --> 01:36:09,556
- Oh, my God.
- What has Florida got to do with it?

1499
01:36:09,634 --> 01:36:11,659
What am I gonna do?

1500
01:36:29,187 --> 01:36:32,987
- Hello.
- <i>Stella. Hi. It's Stephen.</i>

1501
01:36:43,401 --> 01:36:46,065
- Is Ed here?
- Over there.

1502
01:36:56,414 --> 01:36:58,073
Ed.

1503
01:36:59,584 --> 01:37:01,248
Ed.

1504
01:37:10,628 --> 01:37:12,789
- Hiya, Stell.
- Ed.

1505
01:37:14,499 --> 01:37:16,563
I need ya.

1506
01:37:17,187 --> 01:37:19,213
Ya gotta help me.

1507
01:37:19,237 --> 01:37:21,135
Hey, bud.

1508
01:37:21,206 --> 01:37:22,968
In the whole town,

1509
01:37:22,992 --> 01:37:24,518
the prettiest.

1510
01:37:24,542 --> 01:37:26,837
Come on. We gotta go.

1511
01:37:26,911 --> 01:37:28,809
We gotta go.

1512
01:37:34,085 --> 01:37:35,911
Come on.

1513
01:37:37,188 --> 01:37:39,049
Just hang on.

1514
01:37:57,642 --> 01:37:59,476
Knock, knock!

1515
01:38:03,715 --> 01:38:05,249
Ma?

1516
01:38:06,985 --> 01:38:09,747
Hey. Look who's back.

1517
01:38:11,489 --> 01:38:12,919
Ma, I--

1518
01:38:12,943 --> 01:38:16,143
I tried to call you last night and
this morning, but I couldn't get you.

1519
01:38:16,194 --> 01:38:17,291
Oh.

1520
01:38:17,315 --> 01:38:19,415
I'm not surprised.

1521
01:38:19,464 --> 01:38:21,523
I been gone half the time.

1522
01:38:21,599 --> 01:38:25,160
We had a party here last night.
Geez, the noise was somethin'.

1523
01:38:28,807 --> 01:38:31,674
What's up?
Why are ya back?

1524
01:38:31,743 --> 01:38:35,971
Ma, how could you think
that I would--

1525
01:38:36,347 --> 01:38:39,713
The only place
I want to live is here.

1526
01:38:40,185 --> 01:38:43,484
Yeah? Oh, gee, I thought
you'd like it for a while.

1527
01:38:43,555 --> 01:38:45,589
You always have such
a good time with your dad.

1528
01:38:45,657 --> 01:38:47,717
Well, yeah, I do.

1529
01:38:47,741 --> 01:38:50,541
But, God, Ma, this is where I live.

1530
01:38:53,264 --> 01:38:55,997
I guess anywhere you are
is home.

1531
01:39:02,674 --> 01:39:05,472
God. You always was
such a cornball.

1532
01:39:05,543 --> 01:39:08,977
If you're gonna stay for a while,
come on, help me clean this place up.

1533
01:39:10,415 --> 01:39:13,179
I know what you're doin'.
You don't fool me.

1534
01:39:13,251 --> 01:39:16,482
Look, Jenny. If you've got something
to say, I wish you'd spit it out.

1535
01:39:16,554 --> 01:39:21,223
I've got a half a head on from last night.
I don't feel like all this tap dancin' around.

1536
01:39:21,492 --> 01:39:25,153
Ma, I know you don't want me to go.
You were just thinking of me.

1537
01:39:25,229 --> 01:39:27,563
I know you don't
want me to leave.

1538
01:39:27,632 --> 01:39:29,859
You're really somethin'.

1539
01:39:29,883 --> 01:39:32,083
What do you mean?

1540
01:39:33,771 --> 01:39:36,062
Really somethin'.

1541
01:39:38,409 --> 01:39:43,112
Ya can't believe the whole world
don't revolve around you, can ya?

1542
01:39:43,381 --> 01:39:47,417
Ya can't believe somebody else might want
a little somethin' for themselves, can ya?

1543
01:39:48,887 --> 01:39:51,447
Well, let me tell ya what, girl.

1544
01:39:54,259 --> 01:39:56,393
I'm thrilled
to have you out of here.

1545
01:39:56,461 --> 01:39:59,458
I love having the house
to myself.

1546
01:39:59,530 --> 01:40:02,465
I love just the simple fact
of peace and quiet.

1547
01:40:02,533 --> 01:40:04,666
Besides, I can't
handle ya anymore.

1548
01:40:04,690 --> 01:40:07,290
Runnin' around with thugs,
stayin' out all night.

1549
01:40:07,338 --> 01:40:09,436
Winding up in jail.

1550
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:11,585
It's time I started
thinkin' about me.

1551
01:40:11,609 --> 01:40:13,404
I want...

1552
01:40:13,428 --> 01:40:15,356
a few laughs...

1553
01:40:15,380 --> 01:40:17,305
some good times.

1554
01:40:17,382 --> 01:40:20,749
Maybe even a man! A little slap,
a little tickle between the sheets.

1555
01:40:20,818 --> 01:40:23,820
Ooh. You know?
Oh, face facts.

1556
01:40:23,844 --> 01:40:25,065
Ed!

1557
01:40:25,189 --> 01:40:27,790
Hey, Ed!
Come on out here.

1558
01:40:29,961 --> 01:40:31,952
You may as well
know now.

1559
01:40:32,030 --> 01:40:34,362
- Ed and me are gettin' married.
- What!

1560
01:40:34,432 --> 01:40:36,963
Ed's got a job in Hawaii.

1561
01:40:37,735 --> 01:40:41,865
Oh, for Christ's sake! Don't make me listen
to that cryin' crap this mornin'!

1562
01:40:42,340 --> 01:40:46,398
Why don't you run on back to
Daddy and Miss Moneybags, huh?

1563
01:40:46,576 --> 01:40:48,443
Do you hear me?

1564
01:40:51,149 --> 01:40:53,710
This is not about you!

1565
01:41:43,700 --> 01:41:45,992
Oh, you look beautiful.

1566
01:41:46,070 --> 01:41:48,361
Ah, you're prejudiced.

1567
01:41:52,377 --> 01:41:54,011
It's time.

1568
01:41:56,247 --> 01:41:59,849
I don't know about you, but I need you
to put your head right here.

1569
01:42:00,818 --> 01:42:04,854
Fathers are supposed to say something wise
to their daughters on their wedding day but

1570
01:42:04,922 --> 01:42:07,682
the sight of you strikes me dumb.

1571
01:42:09,027 --> 01:42:11,894
It all comes down to this.
You are loved.

1572
01:42:11,963 --> 01:42:14,297
I can't take much credit for it but

1573
01:42:14,365 --> 01:42:17,963
not many kids get as good
a foundation for life as you've had.

1574
01:42:18,236 --> 01:42:20,296
You are loved.

1575
01:42:21,372 --> 01:42:23,506
And I know Stella would
tell you the same thing.

1576
01:42:23,574 --> 01:42:25,834
Oh, God, I miss her.

1577
01:42:26,210 --> 01:42:30,670
I can still feel her hand on my head
from when she used to brush my hair.

1578
01:42:31,983 --> 01:42:35,346
I don't mean I remember it.
I mean, I feel it.

1579
01:42:38,990 --> 01:42:41,688
I called Honolulu this morning,

1580
01:42:41,712 --> 01:42:43,937
then all the other islands.

1581
01:42:43,961 --> 01:42:46,961
Still no listings of her
or Ed Munn.

1582
01:42:47,432 --> 01:42:49,832
I can't imagine getting
married without her.

1583
01:42:49,901 --> 01:42:52,096
We tried everything, honey.

1584
01:42:52,170 --> 01:42:55,034
If she knew, do you think
there's anything in the world

1585
01:42:55,106 --> 01:42:57,572
that could keep her away
from here tonight?

1586
01:43:20,364 --> 01:43:22,298
Okay, folks.
No stars tonight.

1587
01:43:22,366 --> 01:43:24,400
Just a big wedding.
Let's go. Come on.

1588
01:43:24,468 --> 01:43:27,735
Oh, dear!
It's so wet. Thank you.

1589
01:43:59,837 --> 01:44:02,965
Hey, lady, come on.
Give 'em a break in there, will ya?

1590
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:05,600
You ever heard of privacy?
Why don't you take a walk?

1591
01:44:05,676 --> 01:44:07,767
No. Please.

1592
01:44:08,246 --> 01:44:10,180
Let me see her face.

1593
01:44:10,248 --> 01:44:12,614
She's gonna raise her veil in a minute
when he kisses her.

1594
01:44:12,683 --> 01:44:15,143
I gotta see her face.

1595
01:44:15,820 --> 01:44:18,088
You've got a minute, lady.

1596
01:47:50,434 --> 01:47:53,801
<i>

1597
01:47:53,871 --> 01:47:57,637
<i>

1598
01:47:57,708 --> 01:48:01,769
<i>

1599
01:48:01,846 --> 01:48:05,680
<i>

1600
01:48:05,750 --> 01:48:12,087
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1601
01:48:13,190 --> 01:48:15,590
<i>

1602
01:48:15,659 --> 01:48:20,687
<i>
<i>who never got the glory

1603
01:48:20,765 --> 01:48:22,926
<i>

1604
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:28,461
<i>
<i>have in their hearts

1605
01:48:28,539 --> 01:48:31,906
<i>
<i>how far I've come

1606
01:48:31,976 --> 01:48:37,004
<i>
<i>and what I've done

1607
01:48:37,081 --> 01:48:40,016
<i>

1608
01:48:40,084 --> 01:48:43,884
<i>
<i>who never got...